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Charky & Ash's Advice to Ferdinand
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Subject: Paul/Ferdinand story
Hi Ferdinand!
Your PB cousins, Charcoal and Ash, here,
> and last night SNIPPED HIS FIRST TELEPHONE CORD!
Chewing your first telephone cord, huh? You seem
to be growing pretty fast, from being a Baby Tough Bun
to being a Jr Tough Bun, just like us. We are working our
way up to be just like Uncle Bunni and Uncle Crap.
> PH, back on poop patrol
We want to ask you a little favor. TEE-HEE.
[furry bodies moving forward to whisper in Ferdinand's ear]
Tell your Dad, right before he goes on poop patrol, that
there are some delicious peanuts in the cupboard. Then tell
him, using your bunepathic powers, to put the peanuts in
one hand and the poops in the other hand. TEE-HEE. Then
tell him to open the window to throw the poops out. Then
watch what your dyslexic Dad does and TELL US ALL ABOUT IT!
[whiskers vibrating in anticipation]
If this ruse fails, ask your Dad to tell you (and us) our
*favorite* bedtime story. Pleaaaazzzzzzeeeeeeee! It has
major historical significance on PETBUNNY.
Will ya do it, huh, will ya do it, huh, will ya??????
Your friends in mischief,
Charky and Ash
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