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Charky & Ash's Advice to Fifibunny
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Date: Tue, 18 Nov 1997 14:59:44 -0500
From: Cristina Forbes
Subject: Re: Don't Mess With The Fifimonster!
To: Multiple recipients of list PETBUNNY <PETBUNNY@LSV.UKY.EDU>
Hi Fifibunny!
::THUMP:: How do humans dare to change things around without our
permission. ::THUMP::
> So instead of cleaning up 7 or 8 straypoops tonight I had to
> scrub down the cage and clean up a very messy angora butt.
HAR-HAR-HAR. You are sooo clever!!!!!!! That will teach them! ::HaRUMNMPH::
> After I cleaned the mess up and opened the hiding box to put the
> litterbox back, Fifibunny grabbed the litterbox by the rim, drug it inside
> and sat it down it the normal position, jumped in and growled at me!
That's perfect! Growl at them, thump at them, let them know how upset
you are, then they will feel guilty and will cuddle with you and bring
you lots of treats. HAR-HAR.
Making a mess, then wearing our "bunny halo", looking at them with sweet
eyes and "letting" them pet us, is what we, bunnies, do best. HAR-HAR. Keep
up the good work!
Charky and Ash [wearing a bunny halo after flipping their bowl of hay]
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