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Charky & Ash's Advice to Gussie
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Date: Wed, 26 Nov 1997 19:51:24 -0500
From: Cristina Forbes
Subject: Re: The Secret Hiding Place
To: Multiple recipients of list PETBUNNY <PETBUNNY@LSV.UKY.EDU>
Hi Gussie,
Charky here,
You are a very cool duddette! *wink* *wink*
> I snuk downstairs today and there he was laying there
> like he thinks he is king. And a little sqwirt he is...
Go and bite his butt, right now. Yeah! ::CHOMP:: :CHOMP::
> She has been trying to coax me with all these tweats
> but i showed her and pushed them away. THUMP THUMP
Good plan. Make the slave feel real guilty about the whole thing
and you will have her at your feet in no time.
> maybe me mom is phoolish like the Chark's.
[HAR-HAR]
> she shoulda asked me fiwst if it was okay to have this wabbit
> in my home. ooohhh here she is agin with more greens... jeeshh ...
> maybe i' ll take them this time they do look mighty tasty!
Yes, you might want to eat those tatsy treats but afterwards act real
strange, that will freak her out. For example, thump real loud in the
middle of the night or if you want to go to extremes [do not poop], repeat,
[do not poop] for some hours (as long as you can hold them in or hide the
poops somewhere), that freaks the humans a lot, she'll keep checking your
litterbox every 5 minutes, HAR-HAR. Also go and bite that new fuzzbutt as
soon as you can escape.
Your friend,
Charky
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