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Charky & Ash's Advice to Shredder
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Date: Fri, 31 May 1996 12:45:49 -0500
From: "Dr. Cristina Forbes"
Subject: Re: Question about scent glands
To: Multiple recipients of list PETBUNNY
On Fri, 31 May 1996 09:12, Shredder wrote:
> I can share my slave D'Arcy with a nice PB woman.
>
> --Shredder
Hey Shredder,
Don't do it, man -- don't breed your slave!
Humans don't gestate/mutate fast enough to improve the species by any
measurable extent -- always violent, destructive and poisonous to the
entire planet Earth. Pave everything with carcinogenic asphalt, pour
toxins in the water, pollute the air, destroy thousands of species,
eat way too high on the food chain, abuse every other animal in
sight,... aggressive, dismal creatures. Better off caged.
Probably no distinctive markings anyway, right? Not a lop is he?
Poor excuse for fur too, huh? Just scraggly little patches everywhere.
Probably doesn't even eat his own cecal pellets? But maybe he can
binky a little bit? At least shake his ears? Okay, cool. You got one
of the better breeds.
On the other paw, I guess it would be okay to have him neutered and
find him a mate so you could have a bonded pair. That way they can
entertain and groom each other while you *trash* the house. Also,
female slaves are much more responsive than males. You'll get some
nice SHRIEKS if you spray her in the face while she is sleeping on
*your* side of the bed! Female slaves are also suckers for the doe-
eyed fake halo routine, so you'll scam lots of treats off her.
Yeah, I know, introductions are tough. My female slave still bites
my male slave's butt sometimes! Yeah, fur in the mouth, the whole
deal. Try a neutral territory like the PB e-mail listserver. If
they flame each other, you can quickly chew through the mouse/modem
cords on the computer. Sometimes I have to circle their feet and
hose them down to break up their fights. See Chapter 7 in the STH
(Slave Training Handbook, 3rd edition) for helpful suggestions.
Good luck, Shredder! It's never easy, is it?
Charcoal
Cristina: "Charky, get off that keyboard!"
Craig : "Does anyone else feel a cold draft in here?"
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