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Charky & Ash's Advice to Sinbad
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Date: Wed, 26 Nov 1997 20:17:52 -0500
From: Cristina Forbes
Subject: Re: Equal Rights? (was Re: New to the list)
To: Multiple recipients of list PETBUNNY <PETBUNNY@LSV.UKY.EDU>
On Wed, 26 Nov 1997 09:37 Simbad <scheel@teleport.com> wrote:
> You see my problem. I MUST find a way to keep my slave in line. How
> shall I punish her? She puts all her clothes on high hooks so I can't
> eat them. I already ate large portions of her carpet, and have begun
> snacking on her Oriental rug (which makes her really upset). I need a
> new thing to show her that I will not tolerate the DFA.
>
> Any suggestions?
Hi Sinbad,
We have an idea. Make your Mom look real bad, make her look like a lier,
make her feel embarrassed to the max. She just told the whole world that
"Of course Sinbad is perfect and without fault ;) and never chews cords.".
Show her, show her what buns are all about when they get mad at their
slaves. ::THUMP:: Find the most important cords in the house: the telephone
cord, the modem cord and the computer cord and ::CHOMP:: chew them all.
That will teach her!
Hope this helps!
Your friends,
Charky and Ash
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