Charky & Ash's Advice to Tycho
Date: Sun, 1 Nov 1998 15:29:04 -0500
From: Cristina Forbes
Subject: Re: Tycho's in love
To: <PETBUNNY@LSV.UKY.EDU>

> This going to sound so silly but here it goes....
> Tycho has been circling my feet and grring. after a few rounds he looks
> up at me like I am supposed to do something. Am I? I htink he tried to
> mount my leg today but he couldnt get his mails in my skin.
> Am I supposed to do something to help him????
> Please dont laugh to hard!
> Tina and Tycho (PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHarky I dont wanna leave!!!!!!!!!)

Psst, psst, Tycho,

Charky here!

Your slave is asking for advice to other slaves and this is becoming pretty dangerous for you. Stop humping your slave's leg or baaaad things will happen to you. ahem... I am telling you this from my personal experience. You might want to try a sofa cushion or the SO's bedroom bunny slippers instead. Or, get the female slave to make a vet appointment for a 2-for-1 "family discount" special and take the SO with you. HAR-HAR. If things get bad and you get snipped, don't worry, you'll be able to do the same things as before, if you want to. HAR.

Your friend,
Charky
Jr. Tough Bun
 

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