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Charky & Ash's Advice to Valentine
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> Charky and Ash-
> I heard from Lester that you guys are the poop! Can you teach me some
> tough guy stuff? I have mastered pooping-on-the-couch and
> nipping-when-she-least-expects-it. Tell me more! How do I get at those
> bananas that Mom keeps on the counter? What's the best way to irritate
> Dad when he comes home from work? I want to...uh oh, here she comes.
> Gotta scram!
>
> Valentine (hey mom, what's that behind you? SNATCH!)
Hi Valentine,
Welcome to PB!
It's good that Lester refered you to us if you had questions on Tough BunHood... ahemmm.... We learned from the Masters of PB, Crapper and Bunnicula, who are married now and became wimps.
For what you have been telling us privately, you have tough bun potential! What you need to do next is to *pee* on the couch, that's our favorite. Once you have mastered that art, then you can try to get to the kitchen counter by moving a cardboard box right under the counter that has those delicious bananas, hopping on the box, and then munching them all, peel and everything. Pesticides? who cares HAR-HAR-HAR. That will teach them. Your Mom and Dad will get so scared that they'll do anything you want. HAR-HAR-HAR.
The perfect way to irritate your Dad is to leave a cecal pellet (that nice soft and slimy kind of poop) strategically placed on his pathway so that he'll step on it and it will get right between the toes. HAR-HAR-HAR.
Bye for now,
Your friends,
Charky & Ash
Jr. Tough Buns
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