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Biggles takes lessons in tough-bunism from The Charkster
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Date: Mon, 9 Feb 1998 15:20:36 -0500
From: Cristina Forbes
Subject: Re: The Schmid's have arrived. Charky & Ash's Surprise Party
To: Multiple recipients of list PETBUNNY <PETBUNNY@LSV.UKY.EDU>
At 12:51 PM 2-9-98, Biggles Kavcak wrote:
> REMI: Where's Biggles? Where is that little buck? I saw him before slurping
> down the papaya coladas with Charky and Ash. THUMP THUMP! He knows when I
> thump he'd better show his face. I'm in charge at our warren.
>
> Meanwhile, Biggles is taking lessons in tough-bunism from The Charkster and
> his brother. He's not going to let some tough bunnette push him around
> anymore. Even if she does have the most beautiful fluffy tail he's ever seen
> on a doe. Nope-he's going to stand his ground.......
>
> BIGGLES: So, Charky, you really think Remi will like it if I thump at her?
> You sure buddy? You say she'll like me even more when I go in her cage and
> drop tons of beans all over everything????? I'm not sure but if you say so.
> After all, you're the King of the Tough Buns!!!!!!!!!
CHARKY: Listen, Dude. Does like Tough Buns. You need to prove your
toughbunhood to her by thumping at her, puffing out your chest, flashing
her your carpet-shredding teeth by growling at her, and dropping tons of
beans all over her cutesie things. Then she will fall madly in love with
you, for sure. That's how does are - they like the thrill of danger. So
what are you waiting for??? Drink this cilantro margarita, ok, that's good.
Now drink some of Fuzzbutt's Kale coladas, that's good. Ok. Let me lend you
my red-and-black polkadot bandana. Man, you look Tough! Now go where Remi
is and show her.
BIGGLES: Ok, I'm ready. Do my teeth look sharp?
CHARKY: [plucking out bits of kale leaves from between Biggles' dentition]
Yup, now they look fine, very intimidating indeed [HAR-HAR]! Ok, go...
BIGGLES: [puffing out his chest, paws clenched in fists] How 'bout this TB
pose?
CHARKY: Studly, Dude, awesome! Ok, now go...
BIGGLES: You sure, buddy?
CHARKY: [SIGH] Yup, Dude, you look buff, way cool. Ok, go...
BIGGLES: [on his way to visit Remi, practicing puffing out his chest,
flashing his teeth, hopping and thumping] Remi, git some of *this*!
CHARKY: HAR-HAR, that's my boy...
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