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Charky & Ash friends arrive to the party
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Date: Sun, 8 Feb 1998 20:29:24 -0500
From: Cristina Forbes
Subject: Charky & Ash's Surprise Party - Part 1
To: Multiple recipients of list PETBUNNY
::THUMP:: THUMP:: ::THUMP::
CHARKY & ASH: Mommy, Mommy, someone is knocking at the door!!
MOM: You guys go check to see who it is.
CHARKY & ASH [climbing on a chair and opening the door]
A choir of PB bunnies: "HAPPY ADOPTION DAY, CHARKY AND ASH!"
CHARKY AND ASH: Ohhhhhh, what a wonderdul surprise, BINKY BINKY! Come on in.
Ohh Princess Marti with a big pitcher of cilantro margaritas, you sure know
how to make us happy *wink* *wink*. And a lamp shade for Ash to pass out
after drinking them!! HAR-HAR. You look so beautiful, Princess Marti. The
best gift ever is that you came to celebrate our birthday. [DROOL] [PANT]
[PANT]
Hi Bunjie and BiBi! Thank you for the balloons, raisins and carrots. We
are going to have a blast. Come on in. Start munching carpet if you like.
There is a tasty sofa over there too.
Hi Cinnamon Bun-ny, we can celebrate your birthday too! It's going to be a
lot of fun! WoWWWW ALFALFA PIE! Thank you, thank you. We'll be eating it
all week long!!
Sinbad, the Pirate Queen and the host of Teeh Time!!! BINKY BINKY. Hummm.
these carrots and parsley smell so fresh. Welcome Fergie, yummy Graham
Crackers, thank you!
Hi Willow, thank you for the two bushels of carrot greens and the bunch of
bananas! Garland has a nice stylin' red cape and flying goggles... we are
glad you were able to find the landing pad!!! HAR-HAR. There is Sinbad,
she'll be glad to see you. Hi Mr. and Mrs. Wilheim D. Wufflebunny - thank
you for the drum of oats - we love them!! Hi Marshmellow Junior! You look
cool, Dude.
Hi Thumper!!! Thanks for the carrots! Perhaps, since you are so big, you
can help us reach the bookshelf that has Mommy's yummiest books! She won't
say anything because it is our birthday, HAR-HAR
Hi Biggles and Remi, thanks for the fresh kale, cilantro and celery and the
pineapple juice chaser for the cilantro margaritas! And FRESH banana
cupcakes!!! Yummy-yum-yum. They are delicious. [MUNCH] And you Tiny Kobi,
you are such a beautiful little girl. Thanks for coming!
Hello Bola and Cotton, Woww, fresh mexican papayas, alfalfa and fresh
cilantro. Thank you so much!
Aunite Lauri's zoo is coming too!!! Yippeee. The cats, dogs, rats, ferrets,
birds, piggies, rabbits. Even Grizzly the hamster and Sonic the hedgehog
came!!! YIIPPEEE - we'll make sure they are not loners anymore.
Hi Dude, Junior the Magnificent, we love fresh broccoli!
Hi Meg, thanks for coming! Timothy Hay - our favorite! Thanks!
Let's spread it on the carpet then dive and roll in it! Yeahhhhh.
Hi Pepper, we heard a lot about you, you have Tough Bun potential!!! I am
glad you came! There are some nice buns of your age around, you will have a
fun time. Timothy Pie!!! Thank you so much.
Hi Nigel and Ayla!!! We'll celebrate Nigel's birthday too!
Hi Isadora The Glamour Rat and The Glamour-rats-in-training, Coco and
Chanel, and Miss Piggy too. This is really a zoo. HAR-HAR. Thank you Coco
and Chanel for the timothy hay and the spinach dip. Yummy.
Hi Pebble, we can celebrate your adoption day too! So you escaped from your
Mom's house, uh? We'll have a blast! Now, do not get near Cinny or Samsom,
ok?
Hi Cinny! You look bad, Dude, these does are somethin' aren't they - they
love and lick you one minute and they beat you up the next. We'll give you
some cilantro margaritas and you'll be alright!
Hi Angel Bunny, thank you for bringing us sunflower sprouts!
Hi Fuzzbutt, Nacho, Newbee, Rodney, BeemerM3, SnowPea & Chili! We heard a
lot about you. We'll have alot of fun pooping and peeing together all over
the place. HAR-HAR. And Rodney, don't worry, we have plenty of food for you!
Hi Uncle Simon. I am glad you made it. You are so much fun. We'll bring you
some cilantro margaritas and then you can teach us some of your special hip
dancing movements. Thanks for the peas. Hi Murf. Thanks for coming, the
food is over there! and the furniture is over there!
Hi Gideon, so you escaped early from your home to come to the party, uh?
Good job! We are going to have a lot of fun!!
Hi Silver Belle and the runt, Hi Brulee, Hi Danny, Mouse, Sammy, Sparky, Hi
Flower La Fleur, thanks for coming!
Hi Wilby & Lennier. We'll celebrate your first adoption year too, Lenier.
Hi Dusty! You escaped from the Bunny Police!! HAR HAR. We'll have a lot of
fun. But you shouldn't move much. Come and sit in this lounge chair, let me
bring you some cilantro margaritas and you'll feel great.
Hi Rabbit E. Lee, thanks for the carrot cake, it's our favorite cake, and
the mint juleps and fresh parsley. They smell great.
Hi Babs Bunny, we love the fresh carrots and parsley and broccoli, thank
you. You are as tiny and scared as we were 2 years ago...
Hi Nougat and Linus!! Thanks for the carrots, basil and papaya yummies!!
YIIPIIEE. Since you ask, we are 2 years old today...
We are so happy to be here today with so many friends. Two years ago on
this day, Ashy and I were alone in a wooden crate in a dumpster. We were
tiny baby bunnies then and had been there for days, abandoned by some
human, with no food, no water and no way to get out. It was cold and we
were starving and had been sitting on our urine for days. Then, we heard
some voices. Someone was searching through piles of crates and boxes and we
were trying to tell them that we were there, but we were too weak to
scream. These two people kept searching and searching, someone must have
told them we were there. Suddenly we felt we were being lifted, the top
opened and 4 blue eyes were staring at us. One pair of eyes started weeping
and the other pair of eyes disappeared. Soon afterwards, the other pair
came back with food. FOOD!!! We hadn't seen food for days! We started
munching and these people took us to another place, a big place and let us
hop all over, which we could hardly do. They fed us constantly for 8 hours,
5 bowls of hay and gave us lots and lots of water. After we ate, we started
binkying and the humans had the biggest smiles on their faces we had ever
seen. These humans are Mom and Dad. Thanks to them, we are here enjoying
the company of all our bunny friends today and having fun.
Before we start our party, though, let's hold our paws together in a moment
of silence and pray for our not-so-fortunate furry friends - those who
weren't found, those who are stuck in a cage all their lives, those who
cannot hop, those who are starving, those who are alone in a hutch outside,
those who are ill and cannot be with us, and for all the Rainbow bridge
bunnies who are with us today in spirit.
[all bunnies holding paws, in a circle surrounding a glowing candle]
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Well now let Bunny-Gras start! Let's PARTYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Cilantro Margaritas for Everybunny!!
Music, Hay, Poop, Pee, Food, Veggies, Boxes, Toys, Furniture, everywhere,
Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh Let's chew, let's munch, let's dance, let's shake our
booties, YIIIPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
"The Bun Shack is a little ol' place,
where we can get together,
Bun Shack, Babyyyy..."
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