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Charky & Ash welcome Princess Marti
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CHARKY & ASHY sucking down cilantro margaritas on the other side of the Rainbow Bridge, laying stretched-out belly-up in the green grass, wearing wrap-around shades and orange shorts on a beautiful sunny day.
CHARKY: I never did marry Princess Marti, did I?
ASHY: No, you were too chicken.
CHARKY: ::THUMP:: ::HaRUMPH:: Me, a Jr. Tough Bun, chicken??? No way!!! I loved her with all my heart. She was and is the love of my life. I've never met anyone more beautiful, smarter, silkier, flirtatious, fun, gorgeous,...
ASHY: Ok, ok, ok, stop, there is nothing you can do about it now.
CHARKY: [wiggling porcupine whiskers] I keep thinking what might have been... the two of us together forever....
ASHY: Look, there is a big commotion over there, someone is hopping along the Bridge. Let's go and look Charky, may be it is someone we know.
CHARKY: It's a beautiful day, let me finish my cilantro margarita.
ASHY: Look, there are troubadours sounding trumpets, they are rolling out the romaine carpet, they are tossing dandelion flowers along the path, this must be royalty, this must be a queen or a king of someplace.
CHARKY: Ok, let's get our cottontails in gear and go.
A multitude of long ears gathers along the flowery path as the music begins to play. Everyone has a present for the homecoming.
ASHY: I can't see, Chark.
CHARKY: Why don't you stand up on my shoulders to get a better look?
ASHY: [springing up onto Chark's shoulders] Okay.
CHARKY: Ouch that is my leg and that is my taaaaaaaail. Tell me what you see, Ashy, tell me.
A beautiful Princess is approaching, the crowd is bowing and kneeling, she receives wonderful gifts from each bunny, then hears a very familiar scream.
ASHY: Ch-h-h-a-a-a-a-r-k!!!
CHARKY: Tell me what you see Ashy, come on.
ASHY: It's Pr-rr-rr-in-ce-ss Mar... [AWWWK]
CHARKY: [drops Ashy on the ground and stars running] Princess Martiiiiiiiiiiii, Princess Martiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!! [He gathers dandelions along the way, he is desperate and binkies all over the place trying to see where to go with no clear idea where his Princess Marti is.]
ASHY: [finds two golden rings of sunshine on the ground where he is laying, he picks them up, gets up as fast as he can and starts following Chark] Charky, Charky, I found 2 golden rings, what can we do with them???
CHARKY: Terrific, you can be the Ring Bearer.
The crowd steps aside to make way for Charky. Charky and Princess Marti's eyes meet, then they hop towards each other and become entwined in a long, warm embrace.
PRINCESS MARTI: I was looking for you in the crowd and I am so happy that I found you!
CHARKY: [giving the princess a huge bouquet of dandelions and placing a crown of daffodils on her black silky head] I've been waiting to see you all my life. Will you marry me?
A pyramid of rays of sunshine envelops them. Time freezes, love is eternal.
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