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I ain't no stinkin' sn-----bun!
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Date: Tue, 18 Nov 1997 17:53:38 -0500
From: Cristina Forbes
Subject: Re: Human Hair
To: Multiple recipients of list PETBUNNY <PETBUNNY@LSV.UKY.EDU>
Hi, Auntie Jan & Angel,
> Hmmm.......ahem..... Chark? I thought you were a toughbun.......that's an
> awful lot of snugglin' for a toughbun. :-)
::HaRAUMPH:: I am a 100% pure Jr. Tough Bun ::THUMP:: ::THUMP:
I only do this to manipulate my Mom so that she gives me everything I want.
Crapper's famous "lulling the slaves into a false sense of security (TM)".
That's all.
After I flip the litterbox or the hay/water bowl, chew the carpet or wooden
window frames during the day, I look at her with my sweetest bunny eyes
(halo all a'glow, "Poor little bunny me!"), then she comes, nuzzles her
nose in my fur at night and "moo"s in my ear. Hero worship. HAR-HAR.
I reward her with a face wash because she needs it, not me. That's all.
She brings me more treats (HAR-HAR), tells me "Good boy!" and goes to sleep
all happy. I then proceed to shred the carpet. Midnight munchie madness.
> Are you a converted snugglebun now? ........Just wonderin'.......
::HaRAMPH:: NO WAY. Never. I ain't no stinkin' sn-----bun! Tough Bunz are
forever.
Charky
Jr. Tough Bun and proud of it ::THUMP:: ::THUMP::
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