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Date: Wed, 4 Feb 1998 16:42:55 -0500
From: Cristina Forbes
Subject: No Closet Snugglebun (was Re: OT: Speaking of gpiggies...& advice to new buns
To: Multiple recipients of list PETBUNNY <PETBUNNY@LSV.UKY.EDU>
Dear Dusty & PB Buns!
> And there are rumors that even the King of Toughbuns - Charky is really
> a closet snugglebun !
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
::THUMP:: ::THUMP:: ::THUMP:: ::THUMP:: ::THUMP:: ::THUMP::
These rumors are NOT TRUE and are not to be believed. No. No. No. ::HaRUMPH::
I let Mommy snuggle with me at night because *she* needs it and then, as a
reward for me letting her pet me, she brings me yummy treats. That's all.
My whiskers vibrate because, umm..., because the buzzing noise is a
warning, yeah, like a dark plague of locusts, umm..., that pestilence will
descend upon the land, umm..., unless I get my treats! Now, now, now!
I am NOT, repeat, I am NOT a fifi closet snugglebun and I will NEVER be. I
am a Buff, Tough, Super Tough, Ultra Tough, TOUGH Bun. I hope this makes
things clear.
::HaRUMPH::
Charky (chest puffed out)
Jr. Tough Bun
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