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Charlock Holmes is "Hot on the trail"
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To: <PETBUNNY@LSV.UKY.EDU>
From: Sir Charlock Holmes
Subject: Re: Classroom bunnies
Here's the famous detective Sir Charlock Holmes, Pee-Eye, hot on the trail, searching for clues which will lead me to that mysterious "Tom guy"...
> GET A LIFE
Hmmm... Detective Charlock is reminded of a question first posed by the wise philosopher Bunfucius, who asked:
"Who spit on *your* corn flakes this morning?" HAR-HAR.
Okay, okay, enough spiritual guidance for now, back to my investigation.
**whiskers twitching** Am I smelling something? Yes, an acrid odor and thick smoke... the trail is getting hot, now hotter... Yowch! Hmmm... it seems that someone's butt fur is burning! Oops, could it be mine? [turning to look at his own tail] Nope, still a perfect cotton fluff.
> I will no longer not speak to someone with no ears.
Okay, okay, a new clue! So I am looking for an earless being and a scorched butt. The plot thickens... But who is this shadowy guy Tom? Wait, I hear footsteps... better burrow for now.
Ooo. (
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Sir Charlock Holmes, PetBunny Pee-Eye
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