The Charppaloosa

Date: Fri, 4 July 1997 02:36:52 EST
From: Cristina Forbes
Subject: Re: Cecal Pellets (was Stomach Sounds)
To: Multiple recipients of list PETBUNNY

On Wed, 2 July 1997 at 21:21 Laura Tessmer wrote:

>> Tell Mom, Auntie Laura, tell her what could happen to me,
>> poor little bunny, me!
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
> Yes, Charky, you might actually waste away from lack of oat calories. :)

Thanks, Auntie Laura! *wink* *wink*

Guess what Mom did today? We sent her to the feed store to get us the whole oats that you *recommended* so we wouldn't get *emaciated*. Mom bought us a 50-pound, yes, a 50-pound bag of, listen to this:

"Triple Clean Premium Quality RACE HORSE oats".

She gave us a little bit on our fruit plate to try and we SNARFED it down. Yummy seeds wrapped in crunchy oat hulls!

Now I am trying to use my telebunthic powers to make her bring the bag to our room (she has it hidden in the kitchen). I already successfully convinced her to move the boxes of alfalfa, timothy and oat hay into our room. She doesn't know it yet, but Ashy and I carved tunnels in the bottom of all the boxes and we snarf anything we want, whenever we want it.

Wait till I get a'hold of that 50-pound bag of oats!

The Charppaloosa: "NEIGH-HAY-HAY, WHINNY-WHINNY!"
 

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