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Cilantro is the *nectar* of the Rabbit Gods
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Date: Tue, 10 Mar 1998 18:54:10 -0500
From: Cristina Forbes
Subject: Cilantro limit? Git outta here! (was: cilantro and parsley)
To: Multiple recipients of list PETBUNNY <PETBUNNY@LSV.UKY.EDU>
Gayle wrote:
> Is there a limit to the cilantro that the rabbits should get?
::THUMP::THUMP:: Limit? Limit-Shmimit!!! ::THUMP::THUMP::
The only limit is determined by the funds in your bank account.
Cilantro is the Official Food of Tough Buns everywhere.
Cilantro is the *nectar* of the Rabbit Gods.
It gives cilantro margaritas their zing,
it makes cute does sing,
it scratches my itch,
and makes my butt fur twitch.
It puts the hip in our hop,
and makes us binky non-stop.
So take away my timothy hay,
but touch my cilantro? No way!
A rabbit without cilantro is like an SO without cecal pellets squished between his toes - incomplete, a lost soul bereft of any meaning in his otherwise dull life.
Okay, you're right, buns need variety: cilantro & carrots, cilantro & kale, cilantro & basil, cilantro & broccoli, cilantro & cilantro, ...
So, how much cilantro? UNLIMITED! ::HaRUMPH::
Excuse *me*, it's happy hour and time for my cilantro margarita fix. [HIC-HIC]
Charcoal
Jr. Tough Bun
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