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Dr. Chark's advice on hairballs
Date: Fri, 24 Apr 1998 23:05:04 -0500
From: "Dr. Chark"
Subject: Re: the bunny hex, anyone with variations?
To: Multiple recipients of list PETBUNNY <PETBUNNY@LSV.UKY.EDU>
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> AHA! Chaaaarrkyyyyy... I told you Sveske was too young for all those
> cilantro margaritas... And carrots ad libitum, huh?
Pay no attention to that *scoundrel*, Charky! However, pay close attention
to the advice from the learned scholar and highly respected bunny
physician, Dr. Chark.
In this week's episode of "B.R."...
Dr. Chark's Rx for Sveske's GI stasis condition:
o "Give him the fur (hair) from the bun (dog) that bit him."
SubQ fluids - another cilantro margarita, STAT!
o Pedialyte - drool copiously upon slave's new purple sneakers.
o Garden Vegetable baby food - spit on slave's favorite blouse
for spring color.
o Propulsid - chew off end of syringe. Propel *this*, nursegirl!
o TMP-SMZ - smear pink antibiotic in slave's hair. Simply ravishing!
o Stomach massages - can't touch this! Careful, a bit more to the
left, please. Ahhh...
o BeneBac Pet Gel - that bacterial goo belongs in slave's
breakfast cereal.
o Simethicone - administer to bunny, full of gas, floating near
the ceiling.
o Pillow - deposit poops here for easy counting by frantic slave.
o Laxatone - switch this nasty cat laxative for slave's
toothpaste. Meow!
Dr. Chark, Bh.D. and Cilantrologist
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