Date: Sun, 22 Mar 1998 17:04:42 -0500 From: Cristina Forbes Subject: Dr. Chark's Rx for Hairballs To: Multiple recipients of list PETBUNNY <PETBUNNY@LSV.UKY.EDU>
Since many of you have been asking me privately for my patented hairball
remedy, I decided to send the prescription to all of you on PB.
Dr. Chark's Rx for Hairballs:
1. Take one lowly SO bunny slave, humiliate until docile.
2. Smear preparation of cecal slurry between toes.
3. Hose down with PeeDialyte, PeeDialyte, PeeDialyte to prevent impaction.
Oops! Sorry, that Rx is for scuzzballs, not hairballs. I will have to
consult with the Tough Bun Desk Reference (TBDR) manual and get back to
you...
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