Dr. Chark recommendations on Papaya Tablets

Date: Sun, 22 Mar 1998 17:22:05 -0500
From: Cristina Forbes
Subject: Re: Help Papaya
To: Multiple recipients of list PETBUNNY <PETBUNNY@LSV.UKY.EDU>
[Dr. Chark]

> In a message dated 3/19/98 8:38:49 PM Pacific Standard Time,
> harry@ writes:
>
><< How often should we give our Bunnies a Papaya pill >>
>
> Give your bunnies as many papaya tablets as they can possibly
> consume in any 24 hr period....followed by huge amounts of cilantro,
> carrots, pineapple, strawberries, kiwi, bananas, strawberry flavored
> acidophilus tablets, apples, Fig Newtons, oatmean raisin cookies, and
> let's see, what have I forgotten, ummmmm.....
>
> Harvard Jeremy Rabbit aka Harvey

Laurie H wrote:

> Bunnies should only have treats in limited quantities
> and infrequently.

[more poor advice from slave snipped]

Harvey, yes, you are exactly correct. And thank you for quoting from my 10th book "Attaining a Higher Level of Worthiness through Absolute Bunny Servitude" - a "must read" bible for all bunny slaves out there.

BTW, see page 734, wherein I point out that "it is most important for a bunny's health that the slave brings said worshipped 'morf papaya coladas at Hoppy Hour while lounging beside the swimming pool".

Dr. Chark, BhD & Expert Bunny Nutritionist (**paw wave** to LT!)
 

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