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Dr. Chark's Medical Report on Ashy
Approved-By: "Dr. Chark"
Date: Sat, 11 Apr 1998 02:13:51 -0500
From: "Dr. Chark"
Subject: Rx: Cilantro Margaritas
To: Multiple recipients of list PETBUNNY <PETBUNNY@LSV.UKY.EDU>
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Dr. Chark's Medical Report
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I am happy to report that my bro-, er, my patient Ashy has been
eating/pooping/playing/raising havoc with me, er, with his brother for
several days now. My sis-, er, my other patients Benny and Bunny Bun are
doing fine too. The local vet called me yesterday to consult with me about
taking Ashy and Benny off their drugs and I agreed. They have been fine
with no drugs since yesterday at noon.
There is convincing evidence that cilantro margaritas were the key to my
patients' recovery. Dosage: 3 long stem glasses, with papaya powder on the
rim, per hour. So remember - at the first sign of a bunny not eating,
administer fluids, fluids and more fluids, the greener the better. Also Dr.
Chark personally tests each prescription to make sure it is ok for the
patient. [HIC-HIC] This also ensures a double blind doc-, er ah, study.
I am also happy to report that the lowly SO got hosed down by Ashy, Bunny
Bun and yours truly, during this ordeal. Singing in the rain, Musk Boy?
HAR-HAR. Storms must be due to the El Charcoal weather pattern...
All of us are very touched by the healing vibes/wishes/information that
everyone sent to us. Your love/concern/help really soothed the frantic
female slave during this past week, the toughest of all. Mom is completely
behind in answering mail so if you have written to her, you will get a
reply in... well, maybe less than year. HAR-HAR. Sure...
Mom and the SO look like walking ghosts right now. They still cannot relax,
they look at us eating or stretched out on the floor and say "Awwww". Mom
even cries out of joy sometimes. Geez. I had better prescribe some cilantro
margaritas for them too. Maybe force-feed them with a syringe, in the sides
of their mouths, behind their teeth. SQUIRT. Revenge! HAR-HAR. But they are
extremely happy that we are going to celebrate Easter all together this
weekend. YAY!
The SO is building us a new castle out of cardboard tunnels (concrete form
tubes, *paw wave* to Tom Speers) to celebrate. YEAH. So now perhaps I can
go back to my day job: humiliating the SO. Just wait, I have plans for him.
HAR-HAR.
Rx: Cilantro margaritas for everybunny. Stat!
Dr. Chark, Bh.D. in Cilantrology
Pssst, Sinbad, what if I bite the SO's ears off instead of the Carrot
Human's ears? Large root vegetable, indeed. HAR-HAR.
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