First bath
Date: Tue, 13 Feb 1996 14:37:27 -0500
From: "Dr. Cristina Forbes"
Subject: First bath day
To: Multiple recipients of list PETBUNNY

Hi, Your Majesty, King Bun!

Charcoal and Ash here,

You'll be PROUD of your new foster nephews! Yesterday, mom and dad decided to gave us a bath, because we were smelling slightly aromatic from the time we spent in the crate near the dumpster. They had been very busy and they thought we would clean ourselves. We didn't see a reason to do this (Eau d'Bunnyette smells fine to us!) but we decided to try this "bath" thing.

They put us back in the box they took us to the vet in, but this time we weren't so scared. These slaves seem trustworthy. They took us to the bathroom so that our sisters could not see us and get jealous.

While the slaves were bathing me (Charcoal), they felt something furry at their feet. It was Ash, who had escaped from the box through one of the windows my dad made. He cut it too big, tee-hee. I enjoy being towelled dry in mommmy's arms but then daddy brought a thing bigger than me, with a long tail that roared a lot (hare dryer?). I decided to bite its tail. -CHOMP- But mom and dad stopped me in the act. Harrrumph! But at least you can see that our young instincts are right on, just like yours, King Bun.

We'll keep trying to be tough as you, Bunnicula! We didn't do so bad, did we? By the way, the bath made us feel real good and we purred a lot while mommy was petting us with a gigantic, fluffy towel.

Charcoal (I'll get its tail next time!)
Ash (I can escape from anywhere! Stoopid box!)
 

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