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Mr Charkident apologizes to First Bun Marti
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Date: Wed, 28 Jan 1998 17:16:36 -0500
From: Cristina Forbes
Subject: Re: FurryGate (was: Bunny Bride and Groom)
To: Multiple recipients of list PETBUNNY
On Wed, 28 Jan 1998 08:27 First Bun Marti wrote:
> Just what I thought! You bucks are all the same. Don't think I'm going
> to 'stand by my buck' just because humans do it. Oh, and what did you
> have me pulling? You've been snipped, buster! There's nothing there!
> Just remember, you cheating chipmunk, what's good for the buck is good
> for the doe! Sooo, calling all bucks, anyone interested in a beautiful,
> silky, black, mini-lop with big brown eyes and a tail to die for?
But Princess Marti, BOO-HOO, you know you are my Princess forever BOO-HOO.
That was just a dream. BOO-HOO. It wasn't true. BOO-HOO. I would never EVER
do that to you. BOO-HOO. I cherish your beautiful silky soft black fur. It
envelopes my thoughts during the cold lonely nights. I adore your pretty
big brown eyes. I think of them dearly every time I munch hazelnuts. You
are like a dream come true. OOOPS. Er... Perhaps we can be friends for a
little while so we know each other a little bit better before we get
married. What do you think, my Princess?
I send you a big bouquet of fresh organic cilantro to seal our frienship!
I worship you, My Princess,
Charky (Isadora can be First Glamour Rat.)
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