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Fur is flying over Furrygate!
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Date: Thu, 29 Jan 1998 23:30:25 -0500
From: Cristina Forbes
Subject: Re: Furrygate
To: Multiple recipients of list PETBUNNY
Carla & Simon wrote:
> Ooh... the fur's absolutely flying over Furrygate!
> Keep chewing that Oval Office rug...
WASHINGTON (PB) - Journalists have reported seeing the BBI agents
collecting fur samples on the Green House lawn. Sources say the fur appears
to be Mr. Charkident's. The samples will be sent to a lab for further BNA
testing. It is reported that the Mr. Charkident has been chewing more Oval
Office rug than usual, since he has been hiding under the desk, trying to
avoid First Bun Marti. Only the First Glamour Rat may have a clue as to the
Charkident's real location, as she has been seen delivering cilantro
margaritas to the side entrance of the Oval Office after hours. Cryptic
memos have been passed between the Charkident and his Press Secretary, Mr.
Ash McFurry.
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