Gangstas
Subject: Re: Bunz from da Hood
On Sat, 30 Mar 1996 0:11:42, Max wrote:

> Yo! What you problem you punks? You dissin yo bro Tha Maxx?

Yo, Madd Maxx!

Ain't *no way* we be dissin' da Main Bun!

But now ya done blown yo cover, bro, cuz we sposed ta git over to MC Crapper's crib and dust the tail o' sum raggedy-ass Velveteen Rabbit. Whatevah. His slave thinks he's one sassy dude, but he ain't *all that*.

We hear dat TuffBunnz need us to give him a Schwarzeneger flattop haircut for a dollar-three-ninety-eight, so he be lookin' *sweet* an' ready to rumble. So git yo switchblade teeth gold-capped to cut his rug.

Sir Snooze-a-lot, LL Coolicula, Bro WinStone, The Bunny Formerly Known as Prince (TBFKAP), an' Sistah TLC (Tahlia Likes Cords) are gonna meet down in da Hood ta whip up on dat velvet hare-brained punk. Be there, Gangstas!

How ya like me now?

Chark the (HammerHead) Shark an' Lt. flAsh,
Bitchin' Benny an' Snoop Bunny Bun.
 

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