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Buddie's Pre-Halloween Pawty
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Date: Sat, 31 Oct 1998 21:23:01 -0500
From: Cristina Forbes
Subject: Buddie's pawty --> Trick or Treating
To: PETBUNNY@LSV.UKY.EDU
Emilio,Willy Wonka and Preston,Mittens and Rosie Rosebud [arrive at the
party in an air limo.] Happy Birthday Buddie! We are thirsty.
BUDDIE: Welcome! Come and slurp some cilantro margaritas and have a piece
of my birthday cake.
ASHY: Look Chark, Beemer and Tycho are eating the whole cake and don't
notice a thing.
BEEMER: HUMPH. Man this is good Dude, but this icing tastes kind of organic.
TYCHO: Better than organic, man, "provencal"! [MUNCH-MUNCH]
BEMMER [eating the lit wax candles off of Buddie's birthday cake] Hmmm...
not as good as my ear wax, man. Too bland. Gives ya a little bit of
heartburn, though.
ANGEL BUNNY: [with FiFi expression on her face] Ugh, that's disgusting!
WILLOW: So, Charky, I heard they just released you & Ashy from the Bunny
Ford DeTox clinic. Aren't you afraid of relapsing?
CHARKY: [completely drunk, full of cilantro margaritas, parsley-n-tonics,
and banana daiquiris] Who, me? Nah. Er, uh, I don't remember. Yeah, well, I
learned a few things in there. [pours one margarita into each ear]
Shotgun!!!
POOH [sucking down the banana daiquiris from the bowl] Oh I can't wait to
see Gideon!
CHARKY: Let's take Buddie's birthday party over to the Halloween Fantasy
Ball or we'll miss the costume contest.
ASHY: [taking the lampshade off his head] Okay, Chark, let's don our
costumes here behind the sofa.
CHARKY: UGGGGGGGGHHHHH. You're wearing an SO mask! You look nasty and
scary. Get outta here. Ugliest thing I've ever seen. What a nightmare.
TYCHO: What's the "SO" emblem on Ashy's cape stand for, Chark?
CHARKY: "Serve and Obey", of course, you got a lot to learn. Stick with me,
kid.
Everybunny: [screaming] Eeeewwwww, Ashy put the lampshade back on!!!
GRAY GHOST: [ogling Ms. Madeleine the Magnificent's pom-pom tail] I need
something to boost my courage...
CHARKY: Suck down a cilantro margarita, get in the crowd surrounding
Madelaine and grab hold of her paw. That works well with those does. Come
on. Ok, here is another cilantro margarita. Are you goin' now? [pushing him]
GRAY GHOST: [drunk but going for it, get's in the crowd, grabs Madelaine's
paw] I... I... I just want to tell you that you are so beautiful and
gorgeous, I can't take my eyes off you!
MADELAINE: [batting eyelashes] I was wondering where you were. I miss you!
Ok, see you later guys, here is my friend Gray Ghost and I am going to the
Halloween Ball with him.
GREY GHOST: Er... you are so nice!
CHARKY: [winking at Grey Ghost, whose tail is showing through the back of
his costume] Ok Everybunny, tuck your tails under your costumes and let's
go trick or treating!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [HIC] [HIC]
The drunk bunnies, ears swooning, stumble out into the street....
BUDDIE'S MOM: [noticing cecal smears everywhere] And the HRS person said
that they would be such *clean* pets. [sigh]
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