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Dumpster rescue day party for Charky and Ash
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Dumpster rescue day party for Charky and Ash
You are cordially invited
to the
ONE YEAR DUMPSTER RESCUE DAY PARTY
of
Charky and Ash
on
February 8, 1997
Come join us to celebrate the one-year anniversary of being rescued from a dumpster on Key Biscayne, Florida!
One year ago we did not have food or water and we were starving to death, shivering in a urine-soaked wooden crate in a dumpster. Since Mom and Dad rescued us, we are now the proud "owners" of an apartment near the beach, we have all the love, food, treats and water we want, we have two wonderful sisters (Benny & Bunny Bun), we have a maid/nurse/Mom and a butler/valet/slave-SO/Dad. YIPPPIEEE! We live like kings (rexes). Everything we desire is *instantly* delivered at our furry feets. HAR-HAR-HAR.
Proper attire required:
Bucks: Oat hay straw hats (earholes optional) and basil bow ties.
Does : Romaine bikinis, cilantro hula-hula skirts, and papaya
tablet necklaces.
Refreshments:
All-you-can-drink papaya coladas and cilantro margaritas.
Special Events:
"Dumpster Diving" from the sofa into a litterbox filled with carrot-flavored jello. Jello fights may ensue. HAR-HAR-HAR.
(Very) Live Music:
Charky Chark and the Charkettes will lead a "binky" line dance, shaking ears from side-to-side. Rhythmic thumping through banana mousse foam encouraged. Strobe lighting provided by chewing through electrical cords.
Contests for:
Munching largest swath of carpet, fastest carboard box chewing, litterbox digging and poop tossing, water dish flipping, spreading hay all over the place and raising havoc. HAR-HAR-HAR. Prizes for buffest bun and softest dewlap.
Moment of silence:
At midnight we will form a circle around the 14-carrot cake, clasp our paws together, lower our ears to half-mast, and pray for all the Rainbow Bridge bunnies (Grampa Dusty, Kori, Muffy, Ted, etc.) so that they will be with us in spirit.
Hop and flop, binky down, periscope and party!!! Start rattling your cages... we're gonna rip this joint!
Charky and Ash
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