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Licenses for stores in Binkyville
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Date: Fri, 31 May 1996 11:28:38 -0700
From: bunny-raptor
Subject: Re: Binkyville - Governance
To: Multiple recipients of list PETBUNNY
>> Bribes, er ah, taxes will be
>> collected at City Hall in Binkyville standard currency: papaya
>> tablets.
>
>> Police Chief Charcoal and Mayor Ash
>
> Charky and Ash,
> Hiya cute boys! I've enclosed a tax of a bottle of papaya
> tablets and *lots* of cilantro so that I can get a license
> for my SingleBun Bar and be allowed to hire as many cute
> ChippenBuck dancers as I want.
>
> I also want to hold a weekly Wet Buck night, where we
> girls show our appreciation for these cute boys by spraying them.
> Toughbun girls are going to be the target clientele. (Wonder
> if Mr. Velvet will participate when he feels better?)
>
> I'm sure that in light of my fine arguments and the fact
> that you will get free cilantro martinis everytime you come
> in, that you'll give me a license. *bats tail around*
>
> Flash
On Fri, 31 May 1996 11:28 bunny-raptor wrote:
> Charky and Ash,
> Hiya cute boys! [snip] I also want to hold a weekly
> Wet Buck night, where we
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
> girls show our appreciation for these cute boys by spraying them.
>
> Flash
Dear Private Citzen Flash,
In light of the fine arguments you have put forward before
this august (June?) council and the way you have waved your
pom-pom tail in front of our *dialated* nostrils (not to be
mistaken for pasturella), we hereby award you a license to
open your SingleBun Bar next to Crapper's Strip Club in
Binkyville.
We anticipate that the FlashDances and facial sprays at your
fine establishment will attract the creme de la creme of the
VIBs (Very Important Bunnies), including yours truly,
Police Chief Charcoal: "Va-va-va-voom, Baby!" [porcupine whiskers
twitching with excitement & anticipation]
Mayor Ash: "Free cilantro martinis everytime we stop in?" [Hic]
"What if I come home at night all loppy eared?"
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