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Only for bunnies - NO HUMANS ALLOWED
5-16-98
Hi My Bunzes Friends,
Last Friday, I was snoring like a pig and the Dumb SO picked me and my brother Ashy and sisters Bunny Bun and Benny up and put us inside those nasty dark boxes ::HaRUMPH:: He took us in his ugly smelly washing machine which makes rattling noises. My hypnotic powers were working because after being in the machine for hours, Mom told the Dumb SO "I think we are on our way to the coast not to the vet". To the vet????? The electricity of the machine must have interfered with my ear waves and they realized. ::THUMP:: ::THUMP:: So we were inside our dark rooms for more hours, Mom telling the Dumb SO turn right the SO turning left, etc, you get the picture. Dumb, dumb humans! Until Mom and the SO took us into this place where dogs were barking. Ashy and my sisters where scared but not meeee - I am a Toughbun.
There, this *&^&** woman took my brother away and after hours she brought him back. She said that she was impressed as how good his tummy feels and how good he looks, that the treatment has been working. I could have told her that! Dr. Chark's treatment works very well! (she wanted to performed stomach surgery on Ashy 2 weeks ago - No way ::HaRUMPH::) She told the vet techs to teach/help Mom and Dad with subQ fluids for Ashy. So the vet techs start showing them and Ashy bit the IV line HAR and all the vet tech faces were splashed with subQ fluids. HAR-HAR-HAR.
Then she took my sister Benny for some more hours and brought her back. She told Mom that she had improved but not as radically as Ashy, but that she was getting better. Then she checked Bunny Bun for cancer (they found cancer during the spay 2 years ago), she checked her dislocated hip which had FHO surgery and the other hip and she told mom she was alright and that her tummy felt great, no problems there. She checked BB's sore hocks and she told Mom those were small and very well healed, nothing to worry about. Dr. Chark's treatment has worked very well! Mommy sigh of relief.
Then, well, then came me. ::HARUMPH::
This woman dare to touch me!!!!!!! She grab me and put me on the table. She started fondling and tickling me!. I kept squirming trying to bite her. She touched my sides and told Mom that the bump Mom feels on my side is fat. ::HARUMPH:: It is my Bunezernagger muscle not fat. How dare she? ::THUMP:: ::THUMP:: She told Mom I was the most sensitive bunny of all. What?????? How dare she say that??? I am a Tough, Tough ToughBun and very proud of it. I was getting very angry and she could tell. She told Mom that she wasn't smart doing this to me before taking me for an x-ray. X-ray movie? sounded good to me HAR-HAR.
The x-ray movie wasn't what I expected. ::THUMP:: All this women (not cute does) touching me without my permission. ::HaRUMPH:: so I started kicking the vet really fast and biting and kicking her some more. HAR-HAR. I made 4 long deep gashes in her arms from her hands to her elbows. That will teach her! Calling me fat ::HaRUMP::, calling me sensitive ::HaRUMP:: lying to me about the x-ray movie ::HaRUMP::. She took me back to where Mom was, covering her bloody arms HAR-HAR. The SO saw the 4 long gashes, just like he has, and they compare notes. HAR-HAR. She told Mom I had to do the same treatment as Ashy and Benny. So I get to eat pumpkin that Mom dresses with my favorite spices (Prozyme), and Propulsid and lots of fluids that I like, just like Ashy. She did not learn, she told Mom AGAIN that I was a very sensitive bun. ::THUMP:: ::THUMP:: Wait till she sees me in 2 weeeks and "We'll see who is more sensitive after you take a shower and put some soap in those arms, Miss Vet". HAR-HAR.
No one messes with The Chark!
Charky (sharpening his toenails for the next time)
Jr. Tough Bun
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