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Lepus victorious!
Dear Bunfriends,
We are the masters, we are the owners of slaves, we are the
kings of this warren. TEE-HEE.
Mom and Dad went to buy veggies and fruits for *us* today.
Dad wanted to buy us the blueberries that we love so much
but they were $6.99 for a little box. TEE-HEE. He asked Mom
and Mom said "No way! We do not even buy raspberries for us
because they cost $5.99". TEE-HEE. Mom kept telling Dad:
"They are much too expensive, the buns don't need them, you'll
see - they won't even notice the difference on their fruit plate!"
[Tough Bun hypnotic powers: ON]
** Hummm... whiskers vibrating at maximum resonance frequency ...Hummm **
But Dad BOUGHT them! Yes he did HA-HA! Then tonight, when he
served them to us on our evening fruit plate, guess what we
ate first? You guessed it, the most expensive item on the
plate - the blueberries!!!! YEAH!!!
** Schlurrrp. **
He then went to Mom with his head down (sort of like when we
do something bad then we present ourselves for petting) and
he 'fessed up and told her the truth! She was about to scream
at him but then he told her that we ate the blueberries
first-thing, and she couldn't say anything!!! TEE-HEE.
Lepus victorious! [furry feets kicking in the air]
We have them dominated!!! We are superbuns!!!! They do everything
we want, er, demand. HA-HA! We are getting smarter by the minute.
We made Dad convince Mom that we *need* outrageously expensive
blueberries. HAR-HAR...
Do any of you have similar H Y P N O T I C powers over your slaves?
Please expound on the matter.
Jr. Tough Buns,
Charky and Ash
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