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Subject: NAILED by a single poop!
Hi EveryBunny!
Well, it *finally* happened. One of the old blue-haired
ladies (who happens to be on the Board of Directors)
down the hall found a *single* rabbit poop in the
hallway, thought it was a rat (!) dropping, freaked out,
and complained hysterically to the manager of the condo-
minium.
He checked it out and realized it was *way* too big to be a
rat poop. (We're such PROUD parents!) He scanned the list
of tennants and his eyes froze upon our names because he
knows that we're animal lovers.
He confronted us with the question, "Do you have pets?"
To which we replied, "Pets? US? Ah, er, well, (p)oops, y-y-yes."
"How many do you have?" he asked. [SILENCE] "One [no], two [no],
three? [no], FOUR?"
"Well, we only really have two, but we are fostering two
more we found abandoned in a dumpster."
"Ohhh... in a dumpster, eh? Okay, for now it will be
'our little secret' unless more residents complain."
Whew! Our entire existence threatened by Charky's one single
poop. Just when we have to renew the lease... Geesh!
Cristina
Charcoal: "Maybe we can feed the blue-haired lady some
Timothy hay to make her less anal retentive?
You know, boost her GIT motility?"
Ash: "We'll put some laxatone in her afternoon tea!"
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