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Date: Tue, 25 Nov 1997 14:34:15 -0500
From: Cristina Forbes
Subject: The Secret Hiding Place
To: Multiple recipients of list PETBUNNY <PETBUNNY@LSV.UKY.EDU>
Hi Everybunny,
Charky here,
Well, we are camping out in grampa's house and Mom put us in a pen while
they were painting our room ::HaRUMPH::. The Chark in a pen? NO WAY! She
also installed a pet door that lets us go outside to play and come in
whenever we want.
While Mom works on the computer, she likes to check on us from time-to-time
to see in which mess we are currently involved. Last night she came to
check on us, and counted, "One bunny, two, three... arghh... where is the
fourth... who is missing? The Chark!" She did not find me in the pen, under
the chair, then she went outside and did not see me outside either, she
looked under every plant, box, chair, etc. HAR-HAR.
She started screaming to the lowly male slave "The Chark, The Chark has
escaped, I can't find him anywhere, he is gone, HE IS GONE!" She was crying
and screaming and crying some more and looking everywhere.
All this time I was watching her, whiskers twitching, laying very low,
from... under the computer desk! HAR-HAR. I can't believe humans are soooo
dumb. I was right next to her feetz all the time while she was reading PB.
HAR-HAR.
After awhile, I felt sorry for her, so I peeked out from under The Secret
Hiding Place so she could see me and stop crying. She looked my way, saw me
and, instead of scolding me, she picked me up and kissed me. I let her kiss
my nose and bury her nose in my soft, luxurious fur so that she would feel
better. HAR-HAR. Then she brought me cilantro and said "My poor little
Chark, he just wanted attention, okay, come snuggle with Mommy."
So what can a Chark do? I let her do whatever makes her feel better. After
all, she is the one who worships me and brings me the treats. Freedom of
religion, right? HAR-HAR.
Do other bunnies have slaves who are as phoolish as mine?
The Chark.
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