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Date: Thu, 22 Aug 1996 18:00:54 -0500
From: "Dr. Cristina Forbes"
Subject: The Color Purple
To: Multiple recipients of list PETBUNNY
Hi Uncle Bunni,
Your most admiring nephews, Charcoal and Ash, here,
We haven't heard from you in soooo long! We miss you.
We need to know if we are on the fast track towards
toughbunhood.
We've been giving Daddy a rough time. You see, he is the
one who puts us in bed after our playtime on the balcony.
When he comes out to bring us in for the night, we run in
opposite directions to make it more difficult for him to
decide who to pick up first.
We are now happy to announce that Daddy has 2 purple toes.
He runs after us and we hide under his weight-lifting machines.
When he approaches, we run away, scurrying between the wires,
dumbbells (both human and metal), and benches while he tries
to catch us. When we hear "OWWCH! UGH!", we know that the SO's
toes have been slammed. TEE-HEE.
He then screams "Charky!", so Mommy hears all this and comes
out and opens her arms and says "Charkyyyy, my sweetie-pie!"
so I *snuggle* with her while the SO comes limping and
cursing at me. [Tsk, tsk. Such manners!] Mommy tells the SO,
"But Charky is such a sweeeetie!" She places the litter box in
front of me [Thank you very much!], I jump in, and she takes me
to bed. Then she tells the SO "You see, it's so easy, I do not
know why you have such a problem. He is a sweetie, you probably
SCARE him!" [Yeah, so there!] So she blames the SO! HAR-HAR.
MAJOR loser, he!
How are we doing Uncle Bunni? Shouldn't we charge for our
pedicure services? The blue-violet color lasts much longer
than the polish they use in a beauty salon. Sad, gnarled up, stumpy
Flintstone feets though -- not much you can do with them, really.
The limp is a nice touch, though, dontcha think? Trendy, like the
Hunchback of Notre Dame.
Tell us some stories about you, Uncle Bunni. We heard that
you have a new house to trash. True?
When we grow up we want to be *just* like you!
Charky and Ash,
Junior Tough Buns
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