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Charcoal and Ash daring escape
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Date: Wed, 4 Dec 1996 12:27:34 -0500
From: Cristina Forbes
Subject: Charcoal and Ash daring escape
To: Multiple recipients of list PETBUNNY
Hi Uncle Crap and Uncle Bunni,
You can be proud of your nephews. Your teachings haven't gone to waste.
TEE-HEE.
Mom left us for *one* whoooole day last week to go and give thanks to we do
not know who... She should have stayed with us and give *us* thanks!
After all *we* are the light of her life, *we* make her happy,
*we* are the joy of the house. She should be thankful to us that
we *let* her take us to her home ::HRUMPH::
Anyway, this lady called Bunny Sitter (??? she doen't even have ears! and
she doesn't sit!) came *twice* to feed us and give us our play time. We
behave well because we did not know if Mom had left us forever... [SNIFF]
Mom and Dad came back and Mom was very tired. They spent all evening with
us, petting us and snuggling. Mom felt so guilty to have left us for a
day HA HA. We did the old "lull them into a false sense of security" TM,
Uncle Crap. We were very cuddly.
The next morning we started munching the side of the cage and we
*escaped*. Yes, we escaped!!! HA-HA-HA-HA. First thing we did, of
cooooourse, was to go into Mom, Dad and the girls' room! (We can't be in
the same room as the girls because we fight).
Mom was coming out of the shower, and she saw a grey flash passed by. She
was so tired, she didn't know if she was dreaming. TEE-HEE. Then, she saw
a lighter grey flash (Ash) passed by and she started screaming. "The boys
are loose, the boys are loose" TEE-HEE. Dad was completely asleep and
jumped to the roof HEE HEE.
We weren't able to see the girls because Mom and Dad took us to our room
::HRUMPH::. Our room is full of stuff that we had never tasted before (We
sleep in the cage and we play outside in the balcony). We tasted bicycle
tires, hay boxes, Mom's books, Mom's poster boards, Dad diskettes, etc.
We jumped on everything. We were out of control! But Mom and Dad couldn't
put us back in the cage because there was a big hole. HA HA HA HA HA HA.
Mom and Dad went to buy some stuff to bunny proof our room. It seems they
are going to give us the whole room to play all day, especially when they
go out of town! YIPPPPIEEEE. They do not know all the neat stuff we are
going to do. Maybe we can dig the carpet and go under the wall to get to the
girls room next door.... YUM YUM.
What do you think? Are we learning well from the Tough Bun Masters? Do
we get an A+++?
Charcoal & Ash , who are very proud of themselves
Jr. Tough Bunz and moving up
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