CATEGORY
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SCORE
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1. Chewing/Shredding:
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telephone cord or slaves hair
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1
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computer mouse/modem cable
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2
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slaves' clothing/accessories (purses, shoelaces)
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3
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sofas and furniture
(+1 bonus points for expensive leather)
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4
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SO's ankles/calves/other body parts
(+1 bonus points for welts; +2 for skin break; +3 for profuse bleeding, double points for sensitive areas)
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5
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2. Peeing/Spraying
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spraying another bun
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1
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soaking bed sheets/pillow cases
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2
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spraying slave
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3
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spraying slave while jumping off bed
(double score for reverse pirouette 360 technique)
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4
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hosing slaves' SO in the face
(+1 bonus points for eyes; +3 for mouth)
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5
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3. Pooping (outside litterbox, of course)
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marking territory
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1
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moist, squishy poops between slaves' toes
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2
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pyramid in guest's lap
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3
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"raisins" in slaves' breakfast cereal
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4
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sticky-chewy cecal pellets in SO's hair
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5
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4. Digging
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tossing all litter out of litterbox
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1
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holes in carpet
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2
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holes through carpet and concrete below
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3
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un-transplanting slave's prize orchids
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4
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holes through SO's smelly shoes
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5
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5. Stealth
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acting quiet and angelic with halo glowing
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1
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melting slave's heart with soft, sweet doe eyes
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2
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covering up by starting another mess (the "wildfire" technique)
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3
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lulling slaves into a false sense of security (TM)
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4
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getting SO blamed for perpetrated incident
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5
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6. Mass Destruction
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molding/baseboards/curtains
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1
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complete replacement of carpet/floor
(+1 bonus point for linoleum; +2 for tile)
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2
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hoses on washing machine
(+3 bonus points during rinse cycle)
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3
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slave's car tires
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4
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SO's expensive laptop computer
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5
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7. Creative Open Category
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(for deeds too diabolical and dastardly to list)
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?
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8. Threatening or menacing slaves
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ignoring slaves or scaring slaves
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1
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chasing/mating
(+2 bonus points for humping SO's leg)
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2
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scratch, growl, bite, etc.
(+1 bonus point while jumping)
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3
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beat up
(double points for surgery needed)
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4
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