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TOUGH BUN CONTEST - Bribes
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Princess Marti wrote:
>> Two words for you darling: Oh please !!!!!!!!!!!!
> How sad I am for you. Not an original idea in that furry little head.
>> Sooooo sad.
>> Yours,
>> Marti
and Flashie wrote:
> Listen you, all bribes are fair, and I bribed Charky and Ash first.
> Unoriginal, huh? Why don't I box that dewlap of yours, and let's
> see how unoriginal you feel???? *growl*
> Besides, I don't see you doing stuff like turning off the slaves' hot water.
> Humph. If you were here, I'd spray you.
> Flashie
On Sun, 23 Mar 1997 22:16, Flashie wrote:
> Listen you, all bribes are fair,
> and I bribed Charky and Ash first.
Bribes? BRIBES? Who, us?
How DARE anybunny for thinking, even for an instant, that these two
most honorable judges, (leaning) pillars of the community, would *ever*
consider accepting a bribe... such as a mouthwatering, frozen green
cilantro margarita in a papaya-powder rimmed glass... [SLURP]
And we impartial judges could NEVER be influenced by the rainwater
freshness of a soft, fluffy dewlap [Ahhh...] or a parsley miniskirt
hiked up above a young doe's cottontail. [DROOL, DROOL, DROOL].
Hey, an aromatic FedX package just arrived at the door, Ashy! It must
be another ToughBun entry. We better get back to work.
*paw wave*
Oops! Is that an orange papaya tablet stain on your furry paw, Charky?
- The Most Honorable Judge L'Ash Eat-Oats and Prosecutor Marcia Chark
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