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TOUGH BUN CONTEST - Bundaar's Entry
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> A case of Oxbow hay is on the way ...
We got it! [MUNCH] [MUNCH] er... we got your entry Mr. Bundaar.
>> Judge L'Ash Eat-Oats and Prosecutor Marcia Chark are scheduled to check
>> into the Bunny Ford DeTox Clinic on Saturday. [HIC] [HIC]
> Hey, I hear there are usually some good lookin' Hollywood does there ...
Yes, there are good looking babes from Bunwatch. This drip Larry Fortensky keeps crying about being kicked out and left with no 18 carrot ring - what a looser! HRA-HAR-HAR [HIC].
Ahem.... Judge L'Ash Eat-Oats and Prosecutor Marcia Chark ruling on Mr Bundaar entry:
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CATEGORY
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SCORE
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1. Chewing/Shredding:
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slaves' clothing/accessories (purses, shoelaces)
"My stupid slave used to think he could leave his jackets carelessly
draped over the back of the computer chair. I think they look better
with shredded sleaves. Got one leather jacket and one hiking jacket
before someone wised up!"
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2x3=6
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Female slave's arm
(+1 bonus points for welts; +2 for skin break)
"Once the female slave thought it would be fun to put me out on
the picnic table. Then she tried to pet me, but I reached up and
latched my teeth into her forearm! She tried to get away, but I
hung on as she lifted me into the air hanging by my incisors!"
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2+5=7
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slaves' clothing/accessories (purses, shoelaces)
"Of course there's my collection of 5 customized sweatshirts.
Do you have moths?, say clueless guests."
[HAR-HAR-HAR furry feet kicking up in the air]
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5x3=15
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Female slave's arm
"And then there is my most fearsome weapon of all: The Feets of Death!
Let your guard down while picking me up or trying to clip my nails
and I'll slash your arms and wrists to shreds. Want that cool suicidal
look so popular today? Just let me launch off of your arms!"
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2+5=7
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5. Stealth
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covering up by having slaves pay attention to another bun
"Plus, if you can see your way to giving me more points, maybe I'll
send that chump Whisky your way. He's a real pushover and can often
get the slaves attention while I do something dastardly."
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3
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TOTAL POINTS:
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38
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PREVIOUS TOTAL:
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40
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TOTAL POINTS (to date):
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78
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CURRENT STANDINGS
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Place
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BAD Bunny
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Points (BBQ*)
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1
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Luna
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114
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2
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Marti
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102
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3
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Bundaar
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78
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4
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Flashie
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72
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5
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Harley
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66
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6
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Valentine
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55
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7
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Trixie
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40
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8
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Rex McCarpet
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37
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9
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Fiver
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35
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10
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Pickles
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34
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11
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Voodoo
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22
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12
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Bommel and Hoppel
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21
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13
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Shredder
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14
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14
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Peace Aluna
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13
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15
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Rudie
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12
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16
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Bun-Bun
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10
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16
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Peanut, Midget, Fiver, Lucky
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10
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17
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Oliver
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9
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18
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Winston
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6
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18
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Kiwi and Foofoo
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6
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Senior Tough Bun category
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1
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Crapper (got a wife, not a life)
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32
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2
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Bunnicula
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18
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*BBQ = Bad Bunny Quotient
- Judges Charcoal & Ash (a.k.a. Prosecutor Marcia Chark & L'Ash Eat-Oats)
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