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TOUGH BUN CONTEST - Flashie's Entry
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CATEGORY
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SCORE
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5. Stealth:
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melting judges's heart with soft, sweet doe eyes
"Maybe I should groom your ears and head a lot, hmmmm?"
[A little bit more to the left, please. Ahhh, yezzz...]
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2
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melting judges's heart with soft, sweet doe eyes
"How's about we drink a bunch of cilantro magaritas while
I lavish attention on you with my silky tongue? (Maybe
I could pour the magaritas on you and lap it up, hmmm?)
I could also bring some cilantro sprigs and take them
from your furry, studly lips while you two are munching
on them."
[My mom warned me about does like you. (But I didn't listen.)
Ashy, she called my lips studly! No, *my* lips, Charky.
No, mine. No, *mine*! I'll hold you in contempt! You can't,
I'm a judge too. Call yourself a judge, do you? You can't
tell a tort from a tart! And that's what we got here.]
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2
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acting quiet and angelic with halo glowing
"And for your entertainment, I could binky and dance
around in my little tiny miniskirt."
*waggles tail suggestively*
[Judges dizzy from trying to follow bouncing miniskirt.]
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1
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lulling judges into a false sense of security (TM)
"And I'm sure those manly shoulders of you guys need
some careful grooming."
[Yes, our shoulders are so broad that they're bustin'
out of our black judges' robes.]
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4
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acting quiet and angelic with halo glowing
"I don't have a silky dewlap, but I love to snuggle,
and I'm the perfect tiny size to snuggle next to your
heads (or butts, whichever works best for you.)"
[(smoke pouring out of ears) Yahoo! Dew-lap-a-dew-lap-a-doo!
Baliff, escort Ms. Flashie into the judges' chambers! And
tell the court reporter to get lost. Ahem, so you have some
important court documents to file in private, Ms. Flashie?]
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1
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melting judges's heart with soft, snow white fur
"You could also watch me groom my snow white fur.
It's very silky right now, hmmm?"
[Weren't you the February centerfold in PlayBun magazine?
Those briefs ain't legal!]
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2
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lulling judges into a false sense of security (TM)
"*blink**blink*Surely I could have a few more toughbun
points? *blinks pink eyes suggestively*
[Suddenly I'm seeing stars. Dim those camera lights!]
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4
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TOTAL POINTS:
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16
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PREVIOUS TOTAL:
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56
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TOTAL POINTS (to date):
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72
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CURRENT STANDINGS
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Place
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BAD Bunny
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Points (BBQ*)
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1
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Flashie
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72
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2
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Luna
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66
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3
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Valentine
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47
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4
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Bundaar
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40
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4
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Trixie
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40
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5
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Rex McCarpet
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37
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6
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Pickles
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34
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7
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Marti
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31
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8
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Voodoo
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22
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9
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Bommel and Hoppel
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21
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10
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Fiver
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18
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11
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Bun-Bun
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10
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11
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Peanut, Midget, Fiver, Lucky
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10
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12
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Oliver
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9
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13
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Shredder
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6
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13
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Winston
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6
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13
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Kiwi and Foofoo
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6
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Senior Tough Bun category
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1
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Crapper (old married wimp)
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32
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2
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Bunnicula
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18
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*BBQ = Bad Bunny Quotient
- Judges Charcoal & Ash (a.k.a. Prosecutor Marcia Chark & L'Ash Eat-Oats)
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