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TOUGH BUN CONTEST Entry : Flashie strikes again
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> Well, that's it. How'd I do, studbunnies? *pours cilantro magarita
> on her body and blinks* Wanna have a special drink? *wink**wink*
SLURP.... er... ok. Ms Flashie, here is our ruling:
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CATEGORY
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SCORE
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2. Peeing/Spraying:
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soaking bookcase
"and I peed by the bookcase when Dad was making spicy food."
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2
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4. Digging
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tossing all litter out of litterbox
"I've also been kicking all the litter out of my Rabbitat litterbox"
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1
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5. Stealth
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melting slave's heart with soft, sweet doe eyes
"I also hop right into the litterbox when she's cleaning it. I've
trained her to give me litter box rides, and she calls me "Princess
Flashie" when I do it. *snort* I've totally brainwashed her! I usually
don't hop out until she brings me to where I want to go."
[Using slave as a donkey ee-oo]
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2
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melting slave's heart with soft, sweet doe eyes
and I peed by the bookcase when Dad was making spicy food. Ha! I got
*him* to apologize for upsetting me so much. He does all the slave
cooking, so I make him feel guilty every time he makes stuff that I
hate the smell of. *binkybinky*
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2
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covering up by using another bun as distraction
(the "wildfire" technique)
"Oh, and just this week, Mom was cleaning out our room, so she put
a board in the living room doorway. (the living room has a door that
can be closed, if needed). She left the door to our room open so that
she could talk to Dad. I convinced the Doof to distract Dad while I
hopped over the board, knocking it down in the process. Wheee! So then
Mom had to deal with *two* bunnies suddenly appearing in a half cleaned
room and sitting where she was cleaning. :)"
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3
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getting SO blamed for perpetrated incident
The beauty of this is that after they chased us out, the Doof and I
did it about three times. I made Dad ROTFL because he tried to chase
to me around the room, and I bounded over the board (which is taller than
me) without stopping. Finally, Dad decided that enough was enough, so he
shut the door. I ran around really fast again, and unfortunately, I didn't
see the door close, so I bounded up and bonked my nose right in the door!
*ouch* Dad ROTFLMAO 'cause he saw that I wasn't hurt in the least bit,
but I huddled in the corner and pouted so much that Mom cooed at me and
I made Dad feel so guilty that I got an extra cranberry that night! heehee
hee, stupid slaves.
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5
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getting slaves blamed for perpetrated incident
"And one time in the evening, Mom accidentally kicked me lightly while
she was coming into the bunny room. I huddled in a corner and made her
feel so guilty that she missed dance class just so that she could compress
my eye and give me lots of treats! ha ha ha! (the Doof tried to tell her
that I wasn't hurt, but fortunately, she never listened.)
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5
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6. Mass Destruction
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hoses on washing machine
(+3 bonus points for burning slave)
"Just 'cause I knew competition was hot and heavy, I snuck into the
kitchen and turned the water heater onto *hot*. Mom almost got
scalded the next day. *evil cackle*"
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3+3=6
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TOTAL POINTS:
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26
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PREVIOUS POINTS:
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72
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TOTAL POINTS (to date):
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98
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CURRENT STANDINGS
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Place
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BAD Bunny
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Points (BBQ*)
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1
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Luna
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114
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2
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Marti
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102
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3
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Flashie
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98
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4
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Bundaar
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78
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5
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Harley
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66
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6
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Valentine
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55
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7
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Trixie
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40
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8
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Rex McCarpet
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37
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9
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Fiver
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35
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10
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Pickles
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34
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11
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Voodoo
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22
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12
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Bommel and Hoppel
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21
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13
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Shredder
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14
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14
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Peace Aluna
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13
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15
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Rudie
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12
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16
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Bun-Bun
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10
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16
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Peanut, Midget, Fiver, Lucky
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10
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17
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Oliver
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9
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18
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Winston
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6
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18
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Kiwi and Foofoo
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6
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Senior Tough Bun category
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1
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Crapper (got a wife, not a life)
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32
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2
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Bunnicula
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18
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*BBQ = Bad Bunny Quotient
- Judges Charcoal & Ash (a.k.a. Prosecutor Marcia Chark & L'Ash Eat-Oats)
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