TOUGH BUN CONTEST - Kiwi and Foofoo's Entry
CATEGORY SCORE
1. Chewing/Shredding:
  • sofas and furniture
    "they do chew on the untreated pine wood underneath the futon couch.
    [Seems like we have an invasion of pine beetles in this house, my dear]
  • 4
    6. Mass Destruction
  • molding/baseboards/curtains
    "Our baseboards are painted with latex paint managed to nibble the top edge off around the entire room"
    [Just loke licking icing off a birthday cake. Extra points for tricking the slave. "Nothing is gonna stop us now!"]
  • 1+1=2
    TOTAL POINTS (to date): 6

    CURRENT STANDINGS
    Place BAD Bunny Points (BBQ*)
    1 Luna 66
    2 Flashie 56
    3 Valentine 47
    4 Bundaar 40
    4 Trixie 40
    5 Rex McCarpet 37
    6 Pickles 34
    7 Marti 31
    8 Voodoo 22
    9 Bommel and Hoppel 21
    10 Fiver 18
    11 Bun-Bun 10
    11 Peanut, Midget, Fiver, Lucky 10
    12 Oliver 9
    13 Shredder 6
    13 Winston 6
    13 Kiwi and Foofoo 6
    Senior Tough Bun category
    1 Crapper (got a wife, not a life) 32
    2 Bunnicula 18

    *BBQ = Bad Bunny Quotient

    - Judges Charcoal & Ash (a.k.a. Prosecutor Marcia Chark & L'Ash Eat-Oats)
     

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