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CATEGORY
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SCORE
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1. Chewing/Shredding:
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remote control
"the buttons on remotes (*any* remote, you name it, I've
chewed it)"
["What d'ya mean we're stuck on CTV (The Carrot Channel)?"]
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2
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slaves' books
"Mom's collection of Shakespeare's work
(her fave book which was a birthday gift from dad)"
[Munching classic literature - 2 BONUS POINTS]
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2+3=5
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SO's ankles
"dad's goatie (that's right, I nibbled the fur on
his face!)"
["Think my Norelco needs new blades, dear." HAR-HAR.]
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5
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Bite other buns
"I scare them, I growl, whine, and bite their noses! I've
bitten all the other buns' mom's had. I've bitten Otto,
Binky, Ozzy, The black bunny, and even Cinderella."
[Sounds like a major T. Rex Bun to me!]
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5
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phone books
"I chew the phone books (coincidentally where the
vet's number is)"
[No stinkin' vets! 1 BONUS POINT]
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1+1=2
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newpapers
[Not Yesterday's News.]
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1
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slaves' favorite ornament
"I chew on dad's fave wooden eagle statue"
[Regular or extra-crispy?]
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3
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slaves' important papers
"I chew mom's psychology homework"
[Chapter 3. Pavlov's Bun. HAR-HAR.]
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3
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slaves' clothing/accessories (purses, shoelaces)
"I chewed the new comforter, bed sheets and a hole in
the crotch of dad's underwear!"
[Dad needed a little ventilation, anyway. Whew!]
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3x3=9
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2. Peeing/Spraying
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spraying slave
"I've peed on mom's lap"
[Don't squeeze the bunny!]
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3
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3. Pooping (outside litterbox)
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marking territory
"I *rarely* use my litter box"
[For what?]
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1
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4. Digging:
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holes in carpet
"I chew the carpet"
[Yeah, timothy hay sucks!]
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2
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5. Stealth:
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melting judges's heart with beautiful eyelashes
"Hi Boyz! (Batting LLLLLOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG eyelashes)"
[Better than palm fronds. Ahhh...]
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2
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lulling slaves into a false sense of security (TM)
"I was a good girl all day, so she let me into the
bedroom (which is normally strictly forbidden)"
[Let the SO sleep in my cage tonight. Just changed
the litterbox for him.]
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4
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7. Creative Open Category
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(for deeds too diabolical and dastardly to list)
"Dad dropped a CD on the floor, and as we all know if
its on the floor, its fair game for bunnies! Anyways,
I peed on it, then I pooped on it, he had to buy a new one!"
[He likes hip-HOP music anyway.]
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7
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do anything to get what you want
"I'll do anything to win this contest *WINK**WINK*
*FLIRT**FLIRT* My cilantro skirt seems to be caught on
something ... I'll just remove it and send that to you
as well."
[Attempting to bribe a judge with bun-ographic material
is rewarded, er, punishable by solitary confinement in
the judges' chambers.]
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10
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8. Threatening or menacing slaves
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growl, bite, etc
"I growl at mommy sometimes."
[Don't even *think* about a leash!]
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3
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TOTAL POINTS (to date):
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66
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