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TOUGH BUN CONTEST - Macabee Mathias' Entry
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CATEGORY
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SCORE
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1. Chewing/Shredding:
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SO's ankles
(+1 bonus points for welts; +2 for skin break)
"I can bite and hold onto any leg and leave some big ole tooth marks."
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2+5=7
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SO's throat
(+1 bonus points for welts; +2 for skin break)
"Oh, one time I bit my Aunt so hard in the throat that she couldn't talk for days!!! Now that's tough. After I did it I was stunned!!! and just stared at her face.."
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2+5=7
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8. Threatening or menacing slaves:
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Scratch, growl, bite, etc.
(+1 bonus point while jumping)
"I can jump three feet in the air to bite the nice human who brings my food"
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1+3=4
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Chasing/mating
"I can jump and hump at the same time... heee heee hee manly man tough"
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2
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Chasing/mating
"I can chase away all those other bunnies."
"I hang out with the other guys and harass them whenever I can."
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2x2=4
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Scratch, growl, bite, etc.
"and bite them too"
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3
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beat up
[double points for surgery needed]
"I gave the other boy bunny an abcess and he had to go the the doctor. Ha..."
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4
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TOTAL POINTS (to date):
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31
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CURRENT STANDINGS
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Place
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BAD Bunny
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Points (BBQ*)
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1
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Luna
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114
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2
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Marti
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102
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3
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Flashie
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98
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4
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Bundaar
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78
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5
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Junior
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74
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6
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Winston
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72
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7
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Harley
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66
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8
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Valentine
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55
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9
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Trixie
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40
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10
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Rex McCarpet
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37
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11
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Fiver
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35
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12
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Pickles
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34
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13
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Macabee Mathias
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31
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14
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Voodoo
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22
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15
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Bommel and Hoppel
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21
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16
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Shredder
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14
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17
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Peace Aluna
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13
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18
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Rudie
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12
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19
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Bun-Bun
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10
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19
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Peanut, Midget, Fiver, Lucky
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10
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20
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Oliver
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9
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21
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Kiwi and Foofoo
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6
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Senior Tough Bun category
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1
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Crapper (got a wife, not a life)
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32
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2
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Bunnicula
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18
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*BBQ = Bad Bunny Quotient
- Judges Charcoal & Ash (a.k.a. Prosecutor Marcia Chark & L'Ash Eat-Oats)
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