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TOUGH BUN CONTEST - Marti's Entry
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Hiiiiiii Martiiiii! ahem, Contestant #7
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CATEGORY
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SCORE
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5. Stealth:
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melting judges heart with soft, sweet doe eyes
"Hi boys (wink, wink)"
[That's *me* she's winking at, Charky. Is not! Is too!]
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2
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stealing judges' heart with butt twitches
"It seems you're both very busy with this silly little
ToughBun contest (wiggle, wiggle)."
[That's *me* she's wiggling at, Ashy. Is not! Is too!]
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2
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melting judges's heart with soft, sweet doe eyes
"I even noticed *my* name on it (batting eyelashes)."
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2
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acting quiet and angelic with halo glowing
"Only 13 points! Oh well, I guess you two strong,
furry, virile, toughbuns know what you're doing
(hiking the famous, very short, parsley skirt up even higher).
[*PANT*PANT* (tongues on the floor) P-p-parsley? Garnish me,
gorgeous bunnette! Er, ah, perhaps we should discuss this
in the judges' chambers? 2 BONUS POINTS]
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2+1=3
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lulling judges' into a false sense of security (TM)
"By the way, boys, is it 2 cups of cilantro or 3 in the
cilantro margaritas? Silly me, I keep forgetting and
now I have soooooo much made. How will I ever drink it
all???? Mmmmmm tastes real good (licking those perfect lips)"
[Ahh-rooooo!!! (howling like coyotes) Side bar! Side bar!]
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4
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TOTAL POINTS:
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13
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PREVIOUS TOTAL::
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13
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TOTAL POINTS (to date):
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26
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CURRENT STANDINGS
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Place
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BAD Bunny
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Points (BBQ*)
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1
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Valentine
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43
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2
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Flashie
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40
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2
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Bundaar
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40
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3
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Pickles
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34
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4
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Marti
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26
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5
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Voodoo
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22
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6
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Bommel and Hoppel
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21
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7
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Fiver
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18
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8
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Bun-Bun
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10
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9
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Oliver
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9
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10
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Rex McCarpet
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5
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Senior Tough Bun category
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1
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Bunnicula
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18
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?
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Crapper (old tired wimp)
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?
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*BBQ = Bad Bunny Quotient
- Judges Charcoal & Ash (a.k.a. Prosecutor Marcia Chark & L'Ash Eat-Oats)
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