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TOUGH BUN CONTEST - Marti's Entry
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CATEGORY
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SCORE
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5. Stealth:
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melting judges's heart with fluffy, silky black dewlap
"offer a kindly, fluffy, silky black dewlap to rest their
weary heads."
[YAWN, I'm feeling a bit tired, Charky, think I'll take a nap.]
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2
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melting judges's heart with exquisite black fur
"I'll read the tough bun results while carefully and
slowly grooming my exquisite jet black fur."
[DROOL. Is the XXX video out yet? Dew-lap-a-dew-lap-a-doo!]
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2
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6. Mass Destruction:
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with taste and class
"I have done my share of destruction, but always
with the utmost of good taste and class."
[We would have expected no less.]
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1
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TOTAL POINTS:
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5
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PREVIOUS TOTAL::
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26
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TOTAL POINTS (to date):
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31
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CURRENT STANDINGS
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Place
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BAD Bunny
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Points (BBQ*)
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1
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Valentine
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43
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2
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Flashie
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40
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2
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Bundaar
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40
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3
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Pickles
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34
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4
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Marti
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31
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5
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Voodoo
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22
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6
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Bommel and Hoppel
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21
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7
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Fiver
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18
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8
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Bun-Bun
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10
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9
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Oliver
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9
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10
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Rex McCarpet
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5
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Senior Tough Bun category
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1
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Bunnicula
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18
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?
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Crapper (old tired wimp)
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?
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*BBQ = Bad Bunny Quotient
- Judges Charcoal & Ash (a.k.a. Prosecutor Marcia Chark & L'Ash Eat-Oats)
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