CATEGORY
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SCORE
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1. Chewing/Shredding:
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speaker wire
"Chewed thru speaker wire"
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2
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tv wires
"tv wires (turning off the thing)"
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1
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nintendo wires
"nintendo wires (Mario is dead and so is his stupid brother Luigi)"
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2
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computer mouse/modem cable
"mouse wires"
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2
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sofas and furniture
"the foam pad on the NordicTrak (it was in my way so now there's
only 1/2 a pad left)"
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4
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magazines
"my dad's magazines"
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2
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magazines
"my mom's magazines"
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2
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slaves' clothing/accessories (purses, shoelaces)
"my dad's pants"
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3
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slaves' clothing/accessories (purses, shoelaces)
"my mom's pants (she didn't realize the chew holes on her butt
until she went to work!!!)"
[1 BONUS POINT FOR DECEIVING THE SLAVE]
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1+3=4
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sofas and furniture
(+1 bonus points for antiques)
"antique chairs"
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1+4=5
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SO's ankles
(+1 bonus points for butts)
"my dad's brother(his butt was in my way)"
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1+5=6
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telephone cord
"phone wires (hello? hello? anyone there??)"
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1
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sofas and furniture
"dust ruffles (they blocked my way under the bed)"
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4
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sofas and furniture
"the box spring cover under the bed (once I hid there and mom
and dad couldn't find me for 45 minutes!!!)"
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4
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slaves' clothing/accessories (purses, shoelaces)
"sheets, comforters, pillowcases, shams"
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3
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2. Peeing/Spraying:
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soaking carpet
"I've peed on the carpet"
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2
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soaking bed sheets
"peed on the sheets, peed on the comforters"
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2x2=4
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spraying slave
"when he wouldn't pay attention to me - I peed on dad!!!!"
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3
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4. Digging:
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holes through carpet and concrete below
"carpet ( right thru to the tacks!!!!!)."
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3
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holes in carpet
[2 BONUS POINTS FOR BITING SLAVE]
"I've dug thru the carpet to annoy dad when he tried to stop me, I bit him"
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2+2=4
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tossing all litter out of litterbox
"I've thrown my litter too many times to count."
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1
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8. Threatening or menacing humans:
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growl, bite, etc
"I've growled and lunged at the telephone repair man who thought I was
sooo cute"
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3
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growl, bite, etc
"I growled and lunged at the bunny sitter when mom and dad was
away (mom thought that was sooooo cute)."
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3
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ignoring slaves or scaring slaves
"Now the big lug is afraid of me when I get in "one of those moods".
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1
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ignoring slaves or scaring slaves
"If mom is late with breakfast, I put on a mean face and ignore her
making her feel bad enough to give me a treat."
[1 BONUS POINT FOR MAKING SLAVE FEEL GUILTY]
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1+1=2
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TOTAL POINTS:
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71
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PREVIOUS TOTAL:
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31
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TOTAL POINTS (to date):
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102
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