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TOUGH BUN CONTEST - Sir Oliver's Entry
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CATEGORY
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SCORE
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1. Chewing/Shredding:
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sofas and furniture
"chew delicious curtain"
[Did ya get to the soft, chewy center, Oliver? HAR-HAR.]
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4
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5. Stealth
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lulling slaves into a false sense of security (TM)
"I hid behind the chest and chewed the curtain.
They knew I was there, but they didn't realize
I was chewing for several weeks."
[This degree of stealth deserves military classification.]
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4
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6. Mass Destruction
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molding/baseboards/curtains
"my slaves loved it and had paid quite a bit for it".
[The road to financial ruin, paved by a bunny's teeth.]
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1
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TOTAL POINTS (to date):
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9
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CURRENT STANDINGS
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Place
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BAD Bunny
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Points (BBQ*)
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1
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Valentine
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10
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2
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Oliver
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9
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Senior Tough Bun category
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1
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Bunnicula
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18
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*BBQ = Bad Bunny Quotient
- Judges Charcoal & Ash (a.k.a. Prosecutor Marcia Chark & L'Ash Eat-Oats)
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