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TOUGH BUN CONTEST - Princess Marti's Entry
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Hiiii Martiiii, [ahem] er, Contestant #4,
Judge L'Ash Eat-Oats and Prosecutor Marcia Chark here....
Let's add up your Tough Bun score.
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CATEGORY
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SCORE
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5. Stealth
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acting quiet and angelic with halo glowing
"I'm not really a tough bun, as you know *wink, wink*"
[Pant, pant. Get your tongue off the floor, Charkie!]
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1
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melting judges's heart with soft, sweet doe eyes
"I try but just can't seem to pull it off *wiggle, wiggle*"
[Judges' pupils dilating. Smoke pouring out of ears.]
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2
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melting judges's heart with long sweet doe eyelashes
"Is there someway a bun like me *batting her
verrrrry long eyelashes* can join this contest?"
[Ahem, well... a tuft of butt fur, placed in a plain brown
envelope, could be dropped off at an unspecified location.]
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2
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lulling *judges* into a false sense of security (TM)
"How can little old me compete with those rough and
tough ToughBuns?"
[Special bribes, er, court documents should be filed in
the judges' chambers.]
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4
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melting judges's heart with soft, tasty skirt
"*slowing inching her parsley skirt a little higher*?"
[Judges' whiskers now vibrating at a fever pitch. *Buzzz*]
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2
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melting judges's heart with soft, sweet doe words
"Nose Kisses to my Two Favourite Judges"
[Side bar! Side bar! Side bar! Now, now, now!]
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2
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TOTAL POINTS (to date):
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13
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CURRENT STANDINGS
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Place
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BAD Bunny
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Points (BBQ*)
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1
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Marti
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13
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2
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Valentine
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10
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3
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Oliver
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9
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Senior Tough Bun category
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1
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Bunnicula
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18
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?
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Crapper (toothless wuss?)
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?
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*BBQ = Bad Bunny Quotient
- Judges Charcoal & Ash (a.k.a. Prosecutor Marcia Chark & L'Ash Eat-Oats)
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