TOUGH BUN CONTEST - Pepper's Entry
CATEGORY SCORE
1. Chewing/Shredding:
  • SO's ankles or slaves throat
    "he nips Daddy on the legs all the time especially when he's on his lap!"
  • 5
  • SO's ankles or slaves throat
    He's nipped me in a very sensitive area that I posted about today.. left a nice bruise too!! He was taken the me being Momma thing a little too seriously!!!"
  • 2x5=10
  • sofas and furniture
    "He has chewed off a nice chunk of the desk in the livingroom"
  • 4
  • slaves' clothing/accessories (purses, shoelaces)
    "dads leather briefcase,"
  • 1+3=4
  • slaves' clothing/accessories (purses, shoelaces)
    "He's chewed my leather pocketbook,
  • 1+3=4
  • slaves' clothing/accessories (purses, shoelaces)
    "made lotsa holes in the sleeve of the suede jacket I got Tim for christmas"
  • 1+3=4
  • computer mouse/modem cable
    "chewed right thru the computer speaker wires!! [hey why arent the speakers working?? PEPPER!!!!!]"
  • 2
  • slaves' hair
    "Likes to eat my hair, and Daddys, and has pulled a small patch of Dads beard clean off his face [OUCH!]"
  • 2x3=6
    4. Digging
  • un-transplanting slave's prize orchids
    "broken off two tall stalks of a big poinsettia by jumping into the pot.."
  • 4
    3. Pooping (outside litterbox)
  • marking territory
    "Pepper poops EVERYWHERE! And, since he's come on the scene, my perfectly potty trained Thumper has taken to pooping all over too, especially on the couch! UGH! He's a bad influence! :> [DOUBLE POOR BEING BAD INFLUENCE TO ANOTHER BUN]
  • 2X1=2
    TOTAL POINTS (to date): 45

    CURRENT STANDINGS
    Place BAD Bunny Points (BBQ*)
    1 Luna 114
    2 Marti 102
    3 Flashie 98
    4 Bundaar 78
    5 Junior 74
    6 Winston 72
    7 Harley 66
    8 Valentine 55
    9 Pepper 45
    10 Trixie 40
    11 Rex McCarpet 37
    12 Fiver 35
    13 Pickles 34
    14 Macabee Mathias 31
    15 Voodoo 22
    16 Bommel and Hoppel 21
    17 Shredder 14
    18 Peace Aluna 13
    19 Rudie 12
    20 Bun-Bun 10
    20 Peanut, Midget, Fiver, Lucky 10
    21 Oliver 9
    22 Kiwi and Foofoo 6
    Senior Tough Bun category
    1 Crapper (got a wife, not a life) 32
    2 Bunnicula 18

    *BBQ = Bad Bunny Quotient

    - Judges Charcoal & Ash (a.k.a. Prosecutor Marcia Chark & L'Ash Eat-Oats)
     

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