TOUGH BUN CONTEST - Pickles's Entry
CATEGORY SCORE
1. Chewing/Shredding:
  • sofas and furniture
    (+1 bonus points for escaping)
    "I'll chew a hole through the back!"
    [Beware of burrowing bunnies.]
  • 4+1=5
  • sofas and furniture
    "I munched all the cords on the venetian blinds"
    [Higher fiber content than Purina green label.]
  • 4
  • sofas and furniture
    "ate some of moms sexy undies"
    ["Victoria's Secret has some sexy new designs, Dear."]
  • 4
    5. Stealth
  • acting quiet and angelic with halo glowing
    "I'm sooo cute, mom just can't get mad."
    [Classic move, smooth and sweet. Slave-duping at its finest.]
  • 1
    7. Creative Open Category
  • (for deeds too diabolical and dastardly to list)
    "I'm the one who opened the fridge yesterday"
    [This is the best ploy *ever* in TB Contest history!]
  • 20
    TOTAL POINTS (to date): 34

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    CURRENT STANDINGS
    Place BAD Bunny Points (BBQ*)
    1 Flashie 40
    2 Pickles 34
    3 Voodoo 22
    4 Bommel and Hoppel 21
    5 Marti 13
    6 Valentine 10
    7 Oliver 9
    Senior Tough Bun category
    1 Bunnicula 18
    ? Crapper (still a wimp) ?

    *BBQ = Bad Bunny Quotient

    - Judges Charcoal & Ash (a.k.a. Prosecutor Marcia Chark & L'Ash Eat-Oats)
     

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