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TOUGH BUN CONTEST - Rudie's Entry
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CATEGORY
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SCORE
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1. Chewing/Shredding:
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things
"I have eaten and shredded more than you."
[Boastful arrogance. An essential Tough Bun trait.]
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1
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sofas and furniture
(+1 bonus points for velvet)
"Ate a velvet chair"
[Burppp, that warn't no Elvis Presley painting.]
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1+4=5
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2. Peeing/Spraying:
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hosing a cat
"I have peed on the cats"
[The tabby's lookin' a might orange today, dear.]
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1
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8. Threatening or menacing cats:
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chasing
"chased them"
[Guess ya got cat-scratch fever, huh? Reeeyowww!]
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2
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growl, bite, etc
"ripped one of their paw pads".
[What's this - a handshake instead of a kiss? Just won't do.]
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3
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TOTAL POINTS:
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12
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CURRENT STANDINGS
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Place
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BAD Bunny
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Points (BBQ*)
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1
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Flashie
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72
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2
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Luna
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66
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3
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Valentine
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47
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4
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Bundaar
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40
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4
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Trixie
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40
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5
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Rex McCarpet
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37
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6
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Pickles
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34
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7
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Marti
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31
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8
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Voodoo
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22
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9
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Bommel and Hoppel
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21
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10
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Fiver
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18
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11
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Rudie
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12
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12
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Bun-Bun
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10
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12
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Peanut, Midget, Fiver, Lucky
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10
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13
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Oliver
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9
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14
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Shredder
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6
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14
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Winston
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6
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14
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Kiwi and Foofoo
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6
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Senior Tough Bun category
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1
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Crapper (got a wife, not a life)
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32
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2
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Bunnicula
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18
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*BBQ = Bad Bunny Quotient
- Judges Charcoal & Ash (a.k.a. Prosecutor Marcia Chark & L'Ash Eat-Oats)
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