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CATEGORY
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SCORE
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1. Chewing/Shredding:
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sofas and furniture
"Since then, I have also secretly shredded the edge
of the bed skirt when the slave was not looking."
[I hear miniskirts are coming back into fashion these days.]
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4
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slaves' clothing/accessories (purses, shoelaces)
"I also got into my slaves laundry basket and made short
work of one of her shirts..."
[New fashion: The Colors of Bun-etton]
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3
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books
"As for the roommate, she made the mistake of leaving
her psychobiology book on the floor - where I decided
to have a taste of it..."
[Sigmund tastes worse than he looks.]
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2
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roommate's sandwich
"But even better... the roommate was making a turkey
sandwich on the coffee table on day and she went over
to the fridge *to get me a treat* and when she got
back, she found me sitting in the middle of her sandwich,
chomping away at the edges of the bread!"
[Burrrp, great turkey - the roommate, that is.]
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3
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2. Peeing/Spraying:
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spraying slave
"I released a scalding stream of vile orange pee, causing
the slave to put me down and staining her T-shirt. This
stupid slave did not give up so easily, and proceeded to
try to hold me on at least four other occasions before she
realized that every time she picked me up, she would be
squirted with pee! (Drank extra water for each occasion too :)"
[A camel can hold it, but a bun can hose it!
2 BONUS POINTS for preparedness.]
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2+3=5
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5. Stealth:
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melting slave's heart with soft, sweet doe eyes
"she was mad, but not for long!(batting eyelashes at
slave....tooo cute!)"
[Awwwwwwwwww... sucka!]
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2
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7. Creative Open Category:
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(for deeds too diabolical and dastardly to list)
Project "Electrocute slave or Start a fire"
["Woman Electrocuted by Bunny's Teeth" - now that's a
headline! HAR-HAR]
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15
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3. Pooping (outside litterbox):
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marking territory
"Another one of my favorite things that I do to annoy
my slave is to leave poops and pee on the bean bag chair."
[Them's mighty funny tasting beans, dear. HAR-HAR-HAR.]
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1
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pyramid in guest's lap
"Some of her friends won't even sit in it anymore!"
[Goobers or raisinettes? HAR-HAR]
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3
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moist, squishy poops between slaves' fingers
"Just recently, I've mastered the finer art of shaping my
cecals so that they look like regular poops...surprize
to the slave when she picks it up with her fingers
thinking "oh Trixie left a stray poop" and EWWWW!
"squish! ha! I win again!
[Ooh, a stealth poop, with a soft, chewy center!]
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2
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TOTAL POINTS (to date):
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40
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