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CATEGORY
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SCORE
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1. Chewing/Shredding:
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slaves' hair
"Ha! Alternatively, I also like to get in her bed while she's sleeping and
chomp her hair...crunch, crunch."
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1
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computer mouse/modem cable
Also, last month I chewed the roommate's headphone wires to her new
portable CD player-- then, when she came back from spring break with new
headphones, I got on her desk and ate those too! Now I'm just waiting
patiently for her to get another pair.....CHOMP!
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2x2=4
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slaves' clothing/accessories (purses, shoelaces)
"I also chewed a nice hole in the roommates favorite blanket that she has
had since freshman year...boo hoo."
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3
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SO's ankles or slaves throat
"...then this guy Scott comes over. I bit him when he refused to share his
mini pizza bite things with me! Har Har!"
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5
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collar
"And did I mention that when I was a wee bun, I *ATE* my collar!
They made me a little collar out of this velvety ribbon stuff...
and I chomped it all but the snaps and the little bell! The slaves
were horrified! No one will put a collar on me! I am Trixie!
Super Jr. toughbun!"
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1
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3. Pooping (outside litterbox)
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marking territory.
"and poop all over the floor!"
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1
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moist, squishy poops between slaves' toes
The other day, I went into super-cecal production mode.... I was making
logs of the stuff! Such fun! Anyway, I left the logs *all over* the floor
for my slave to clean up. She actually collected them for me in a little
bowl...as if I would eat them later. Ha! Those were just for my fun!
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2
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cecal pellets in roommate's bed
"I also left some for her roomate in a crate under the bed.
She was digging under the bed for something and told my slave,
"your rabbit stinks!" Naturally, my slave came to my defense,
"my rabbit does not stink! Oh, Tirxie, she didn't mean it!
my poor little baby, etc,etc". Well it was not me, but my stinky
cecal logs that I planted in the crate! They were
getting quite ripe.... and not only did I get to watch my these goons
wrinkle their noses in disgust"
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5
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3. Digging
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Scratch, growl, bite, etc.
"and bite them too"
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3
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un-transplanting slave's prize orchids
" ...slave took me to visit grandparents over spring break and
I got to run in their backyard. Grandpa has a nice veggie
garden...mmmm...the taste of fresh young shoots, small tomato
plants...heaven....But for some reason Grandpa doesn't like me
very much. I wonder why? (wide-eyed look of innocence)
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4
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tossing all litter out of litterbox
"I also dig in my litter box, kicking litter"
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1
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5. Stealth
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getting roomates to fight for buns' perpetrated incident
"but I actually provoked an argument between them! Ha!
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5
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melting slave's heart with soft, sweet doe eyes
(the roommate is grumpy because I chew her stuff, leave
cecal surprizes, etc. but she *still* thinks I'm the cutest little
thing...*wink*)
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2
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lulling slaves into a false sense of security (TM)
"Just the other night, while my slave was sleeping, I hopped into
the bed with her (which I do quite frequently- lulling her into a
false sense of security TM) but this time I *peed* on her! Boy
was she mad! The look on her half-sleep face was worth my weight in gold!
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4
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lulling slaves into a false sense of security (TM)
"Better yet, I did it again last night *in her hair* and I'm still alive!" |
4
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8. Threatening or menacing slaves
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scratch, growl, bite, etc
"No one can pick me up either! I scratch and claw my way free without
fail..my slaves arms are evidence to that, I draw blood!"
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3
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TOTAL POINTS now:
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45
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Previous Total:
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40
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TOTAL POINTS (to date):
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85
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